the first flower bloomed at my house 😌

it said thank you the exact same every time, and at one point it had to put me on hold to go talk to a "higher up", aka a real person had to approve the warranty replacement 🥴

i had to call a furniture company bc my new dresser arrived broken and it was so bizarre. the AI was given an accent i guess to hide its AI? it had such a robotic cadence but toward the end it started tripping over itself unable to finish a sentence. crazy.

calling a customer service number and realizing youre not actually talking to a real person after a few sentences is a fucking disturbing experience.

been working late everyday this week to hit a deadline today and ive never been more happy to just be chilling on a friday. passed off my shit last night, the rest can wait until monday 😌

i need the names of the other two night shift doctors in this scene. pls give these fanfic authors more characters for night shift dear god

the eclampsia patient in the pitt finale had me riveted omg

the absolute whiplash from feral screaming for more parker ellis to realizing mohan's leaving......

i got four nails on her right paw before she woke up enough to fight me on it tho so ill take it as a win 🫡

rage baiting my cat tonight by clipping her nails and trying to pick her up lmao

i just have to purchase my bedroom furniture once we're done painting next week and then i am DONE with big purchases for the house before i move in 😭

anyway as the president of the trinity santos fanclub i am both delighted and filled with deep dread by this episode. im eating so good with the langdon situation and whitsantos siblingism but also i have Fear for the end of the season.

this weeks pitt episode was all hurt no comfort 🙃

theyve been retired so long they dont even know what real salaries are anymore lmao. they probably think i make like half of what i actually do tbh.

lmao not my mom telling me she took screenshots of my house's listing instead of sending the link to family members bc she didnt wanna deal with the 80+ year olds talking shit about the price. 😭

the last chapter of a fic ive been reading for two years just got posted. they pulled the "it was all a dream" bullshit in the last chapter. im so pissed off, but it was still good 🙄

al hashimi overhearing santos chewing out langdon ooooooooooh this is good shit!!!!!!!!

read a fic recently where a character was headcanoned as trans and i spent literally half the fic trying to figure out if they were a trans woman and they just wrote she/her throughout or if they were a trans man and the fic started before realizing they were trans. 😭 pls tag more specifically omg

if a company sends me promo emails where the from line is a persons name instead of the company, i WILL unsubscribe. i hatehatehate the bait of making you open the email to see who its actually from.

wired the funds for my downpayment and closing today. saying the number out loud to the person on the phone made me wanna throw up 😃

i feel like you gotta dislike a character at least a little bit to enjoy the toxicity. i just love santos too much for that. sry. loml parker ellis would treat her so much better, god bless.

listen im so happy garsantos is canon but its like the least compelling ship for me when it comes to fics, im so sorry. trinity santos is my baby girl and i simply cant enjoy the toxic situationship of it all. 😭

i am officially cleared to close!!!!!!! i will be a homeowner in exactly one week!!!!!!!

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the instructions just say to insert it as far as itll go but that simply does not cut it if youre not lucky with the angle lmao

i started using the nuvaring a few months ago and lemme just say this thing is not for people that arent comfy with their own anatomy. like wdym i was just a full two fingers deep feeling for my cervix to wrap that thing around it so it wont fall out 😭

also a+ abbot lore drop when he tells howard he'll get to talk to his sister. hatosy made sure to give himself vip treatment in his episode lmao

the way abbot's voice cracks when he tells robby to make sure he comes back from his sabbatical, someone sedate me????? 😭

just got my actual closing date on the house!!!!!! 😁😁😁

the plague of corduroy furniture is reaching fatal levels. im so tired of seeing that shit everywhere.