looks like ya boy owes a cool, crisp $2555 in taxes split between federal and state. did you know you can lose your soul just by looking at a number

gonna be doing my taxes live in a few minutes over here

Pit Crew Trans AM May 22- May 24 2026 Twitch.tv/TieTuesday

WE HAVE DATES! @minimatt.bsky.social Made us a cool poster with @nuclearhog.farm and @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social Logo!

AAA video games be giving you 2% increased critical hits against bats with rabies but they still only give 4 equipment slots. lean in. give me a morrowind number of equipment slots minimum. give me cloth, mail, and plate layers. if i'm gonna get 2.4% increased damage, give me like 24 instances of it

An image capture of this google sheet here. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kdqnlW_hPQj3TpFeFF_k-auisYZJcn0Dj1rlpqSpeuA/edit?usp=sharing

Oh shit, nice! I have front page time for the April 4th marathon, so this is, in fact, the schedule we'll be using. Check it out! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

toad from the mario bros series but he's drawn like younger toguro from yu yu hakusho. younger toadguro

if i could magically fix one thing about my body it would probably be my "incredibly shitty since birth" lungs, but if i could fix TWO things about my body the other one would be my wrist, because i'm missing being able to draw tonight. this was the last major thing i was drawing before i stopped

toad of the super mario brothers series but drawn as a middle-aged man with a thick mustache, loose tank top, and excessive chest and armpit hair with a facial expression that can only be described as "oh, that's a spicy meat-a-ball"

just remembered i drew an "italian toad" once

blood with it

And now that Cookie's out of copyright troll jail, I'll be playing Cookie's Bustle as well on that day! We have a ton of good stuff ready and I can't wait for it. April 4th 2026's gonna be a good time, all day.

This will feature the Quad Damage Shuffler, all of my alerts at half-off (including reward tiers like scrums,) and a bunch of incentives. Even swapping games during the QDS is half-off compared to a normal shuffler, at only $25 per breakpoint (and rolled randomly. $50 will let you choose, however.)

In two weeks I'll be doing an important marathon; this is my "I gots to pay my Taxes" marathon that I do each year in early April. (It'll also help me out with some repairs and similar.)
This marathon will be going for a minimum of 22 hours, though the exact timing of it isn't super clear as of yet.

i have finished elder scrolls adventure: redguard
what a fuckin' slog of a video game. that would be a pretty primo cursed 50 game

Otherwise, it'll basically just be a stream of a series of things I've already been doing playthroughs of, like some Slay the Spire 2, GS2 Reloaded, things like that.

I have a stream marathon to do tomorrow! In all honesty, I only really plan on doing this one to advertise for the much more important marathon on April 4th, but feel free to pop in anyway. The only special event is that later on at night I will finally be finishing Elder Scrolls Redguard.

reimu & marisa are still legal. the rest, though, i would not personally

i'm not even thinking of pc-98; i mean from 12-20 pretty much exclusively

i genuinely wonder what it would look like if a touhou fangame maker decided actively "what if we emphatically didn't use characters from 6-11. what if everyone in it is everyone else"
legitimately, i cannot picture what its reception would be. would it get ignored, or would it be considered bold?

There is one upside to me doing these, though! The QDS isn't the only thing happening that day, because as a palate cleanser immediately afterward I'll be playing Cookie's Bustle in celebration of Cookie being free from copyright troll prison.

I'm actually not sure which would be a lower computational load; capturing it from console (capture cards aren't minimum impact,) or running the recomp. I'm not sure yet.

A bar graph containing the results for a poll done publicly to decide what games I'll be playing on April 4th. In order of most votes to least are a Mystery Game, Shadow the Hedgehog, Frogger the Great Quest, Sonic Unleashed, Trespasser, PN03, Nightcry, Jak 2, and Unlimited Saga.

The poll for the Quad Damage Shuffler is Now Closed. Our games will be Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Unleashed, Frogger the Great Quest, and Ancient Roman: Power of Dark Side. (That's what the mystery game was the whole time.)

As a head's up, Redguard is disqualified since I'll be finishing it on the 20th to begin with and thus is too recent to go for it again.

QUAD DAMAGE SHUFFLER ENTRIES The top four voted entries will be chosen for the shuffler, no recounts. This poll will close on March 15th. Until then, you may change your votes at your leisure.

I've set up the poll at long last for determining the four games I'll be playing in the Quad Damage Shuffler on April 4th. Most of these are former shuffler entries, as the point is for there to be no relief whatsoever during the extensive time I'll be doing this. forms.gle/SKGdJ4EqSVfg...

A 12 x 6 grid of 12 flavors of Sprecher's branded soda and 6 different kinds of alcoholic beverage.

TOMORROW
I'll be Tasting All Of These.

colors genius i am no more....