“Still punk” I say to myself as I confidently walk around in public with jeans and $35 flip flops

“Men talk with their dicks”

Call that Morse Chode

Shout out to the (very clearly not homeless) dude brushing his teeth in the AMC bathroom rn

Oh so when they said “nailed to the X” they were talking about crucifying musk, heard chef

It sucks so bad that he’s not on here. Guess we should all go to X again 😭

@kenemyofthesun.bsky.social kenemy of the sun is great obviously but you really missed the mark by not going with K Jew Big Battel

Do you guys think if we bully Elon hard enough he’ll blow himself up

“Call me Bram the way I Stroker” this will get banned so fast.