Stop-motion pornography

I think it's actually problematic to be mean to the petit bourgeoisie, they're petit so they are child coded, you're bullying them.

I think If I was rich and could afford to pay someone a living wage to clean up all the various fluids that leak from young humans without pause I would like to start a family however I am broke and I am not touching all that no thanks my bloodline ends with me

Minions taking turn putting cigarettes out on each other to feel something after the numbness of executing prisoners without breaks for weeks

"I don't have a filter, you get the real me" Aww dang that's too bad. I currently only have room in my life for people who can respect my boundaries and take responsibility for how their words and actions affect the people around them. Hope you have a good one tho

People whose family cannot regularly afford healthcare: I need a root canal, a sleep study, and an insulin pump
People whose family can regularly afford healthcare: Those aren't real you need to cleanse the negative energies from your home and drink raw milk

"People are longing for technology that is good at doing one thing instead of bad at doing everything we went undercover to expose why"

Gun does what it was designed to do, just not feasible for large scale distribution. Fucks.

Hegseth reading strategy and taking careful notes: "An army marches on its stomach...huh. Hey guys, armies need food, send all the food from the navy to the army"

Congratulations and/or condolences (I suspect more of the latter)

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Flammable robots

Whipping out my visa mastercard no limit platinum texas holdem elite status flyer card "yeah give me one grocery please"

hi hello, bugs here
i would like us all to stop pretending that ai in its current market available form is like

literally anything. it's a funny goof it's a party trick.

your life is not actually easier than it was 2 years ago.

this shit isnt a trillion dollar industry

be for real

love bugs

April, 2026. The Right is in disarray. Trump's economy is tanking after a historic humiliation in Iran. Orban has lost Hungary. Fascist Twitter influencers are at one another's throats. It is a golden opportunity for Dems to strike hard.

Dems: The time has finally come to defeat Hasan Piker.

Wow, you have a physical release of the Dio music video?

The CIA, strangling a baby: babyism is a failed ideology
Intellectuals: actually TRUE babyism has never been tried
Regular ass guys: holy shit they're strangling a baby

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

Honestly at this point we might as well just let kids in the casino

Hi all, I'm going to need some help with the next month. I've been getting more work, but it's not enough to keep up with all the costs we have right now. In addition, I'm dealing with serious depression that's making daily life extremely difficult. The biggest cost I have to cover is about $1400 in back taxes. But we also need to have our car battery replaced, which is likely to be about $130. I also need to buy new glasses, which should be just over $150. It's possible I'll need some help covering April's rent, and I can update the crowdfund again if that looks necessary. My partner and I appreciate all your help. It means the world to both of us that you've been there through so many of our hardships. Thank you and bless you all.

Hi all,

I've been struggling pretty badly lately and need help covering some costs right now, especially my back taxes. We also might need some work on our car, and I need to buy new glasses.

Thank you all so much for shares and donations! It means so much to us.

gofund.me/d8cd724ee

:3

Just found out that there is a huge problematic age gap between my tortillas and the expiration date of my tortillas, this ruins breakfast burrito fandom for me

But think of the lunacy that would result

I don't think I should read books like that I am only 39 years old and my mommy might ground me from Kindle Unlimited like she did when she found my Chuck Tingle collection

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like bunnies on the grasses

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

If you get your pokemon tcg bulk rares graded 'as a long term investment' instead of giving them to children, we are enemies

I was always staunchly anti-gatekeeping for hobbies but it turns out if you have zero gatekeeping people with a bunch of money just come in and buy everything cool from your hobby as status symbols. So maybe some gatekeeping. People who want to learn to participate: good. Finance Bros: bad.