can’t believe they made a manga of my ultimate fantasy

we bought some “envy” apples at the store and the name is extremely accurate because whenever the 2 year old sees someone eating one he becomes livid with envy

"Sunday Peace" by Hans Thoma, 1875.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I saw a video of this and it straight up killed me

RIP…

wait is taemin at Coachella the same weekend yuzu is doing REALIVE…huge W for you

I got rid of my Fitbit because I was tired of this kind of thing

sorry that life has been So Much! I will offer up the many annoying things I have to do this weekend for the healing of your tumor!

The phenomenon of older siblings giving choking hazard food to the baby while mom isn't looking is apparently perennial.

Sketch of a mother with a baby, followed by a child offering cherries to the baby, by Harmen ter Borch, 1649.

I'm not lazy: I just have niche motivations

As a kid we used to have a typing game where you would enter grocery store prices as the item came across your screen to help you learn to use the 10 key and I would play it again in a heartbeat if I had a 10 key and a CD-ROM

my four-year-old, handing me this toy dog: “You’re this guy’s mother!”

the 4 year old brought his stuffed animals with him to venerate the cross and made them both kiss it. I heard one of the priests chuckling as we went past

always fascinating to me when the lesson people take from a singular and unique work of art becoming popular is not “I should let my freak flag fly and make what I want to make and someone might love it” but “I should mimic this singular and unique work of art”

who would win, 1000 American Politics Knowers or the Holy Spirit

Child in a red shirt placing a black cloth over a crucifix

A very blessed Holy Week to all who celebrate

Mark you sweet summer child

that sweet little face 🥺

NBC's MLB scorebug for Pirates vs. Mets, where the logos and scores spell out P-0-N-Y-0 (or Ponyo, like the Studio Ghibli movie)

PONYO

on the plus side i didn’t watch much but it seems like a lot of the lower groups did well enough that the minimum was much higher here than usually

lowkey everyone in the last two groups flopped except ilia adam and selevko….kao fell on his opening jump, didn’t get his combo off, and didn’t get a bunch of his spin or stsq levels, just all around painful

accessibility king…I’m sad there’s no archive because it’s at like 3 am my time but still

I get logged out
and I log in again

Photo of a vintage card with an illustration of a boy down on all fours. Text reads, "penalty card: run around the room on all fours and bark like a dog"

Photo of a vintage card with an illustration of a rooster. Text reads, "penalty card: make a noise like a rooster crowing at six in the morning"

Found some good reply images for bad posts

best price per unit on Big Flats of Canned Beans that I’ve found. Not exciting but beans are important! They also have a nice frozen organic berry blend.

The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

Two cartoonish shrimp with big smiles and claws raised. Shrimp bowl (close-up). Bowl. Peru: Ica, Nasca. 100 B.C.E.-800 C.E. MOA Collections 2990/180. Photo by Joshua Doherty.

O M G 🦐

Shrimp bowl (close-up). Bowl. Peru: Ica, Nasca. 100 B.C.E.-800 C.E. MOA Collections 2990/180. Photo by Joshua Doherty.

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I keep seeing people use the expression “hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby” to refer to something very lopsided but I don’t think any of those people have ever had to deal with a coughing baby. I’d take the hydrogen bomb personally