Chelsea Tottenham
🤝
Being complete dumpster fires that make me feel better about my club

Fire every executive involved in this decision

City are cheats. Taylor only gave 5 fouls against them. Fuck this corrupt ass league. Going to log off for a bit and forget about football.

Why is Nico O’Reilly allowed to foul everyone? What’s that all about

City wasting time, again. Anthony Taylor likely hasn’t noticed

Let’s waste five minutes with handbags

Bernardo punches the ball while defending, denying a clear goal scoring opportunity

Dixon describes him as the “brilliant Bernardo Silva”

VAR does not review the handball

Anthony Taylor making sure City keep the ball. Another few thousand hits his account

Feels like we never get any luck

We play so well and so hard and then Martinelli forgets where he is and that happens

I can’t do another 30 mins sweet Jesus

Odegaard and Eze are supposed to be our creative outlets. If they keep passing to City players we are in trouble

Eze needs to get his act together. That’s twice he has lost possession when he should have kept it

There’s nothing Dixon likes more than complaining about Arsenal getting given a foul.

Anthony Taylor trying to tip the scales toward City

City have to win, Arsenal don’t.
Score 1-1
Commentary team: I think City will be the happier team

City always have the refs in their pocket on the 50/50s. Just like Barca used to. 🤔

Drink those tears you despicable cunts

Kai!!!!!!!

I like that Arteta leaned into technical quality. We look miles better on the ball

The anxiety, it hurts

Always a solid bet

Glorious

I never said it was new. It’s just odd and out of step with the rest of their programming which is mostly sports coverage and punditry

Hoping for a last minute Spurs collapse

The point isn’t that people don’t know that it’s scripted.

It’s that ESPN covers it as though it isn’t scripted.

It’s like if CNN was analyzing the Young and the Restless for current events.

Zubi’s best game in ages

You all knew we’d make it hard. It’s what we do. But we are in the semifinal of the Champions League!

Need Eze for Sunday