Baby just pulled the placemat from under the food and drink. #WhenUsingACoasterDoesntPayOff

#parenting #momthoughts #mombrain

Glad to see there are so many aspiring politicians in my #bluesky feed.

You don’t have to get your kid from the crib the second they wake up. Let them stare at the ceiling and plot the day’s reign of terror for a few minutes. No one wants a maniac barging into their room the moment they open their eyes. #Parenting #mombrain #momthoughts