It is not weird, it’s thoughtful!

They look like a kung fu movie

Close enough, welcome back Izzy Hands!

I’m really pleased to have met you in person! 😊

I love you and your beautiful smiling face 😊

These are the absolute greatest calico jack frames ever! 🤣 the second one is definitely him getting hit with the coconut, right?

honestly that sounds incredible, i love that for you

Happy 420 to all who celebrate! I took the fucking greatest high shower and now I’m going to read fanfic and masturbate, the way god herself intended!

*dreamy sigh* yeah 😊😊😊

omfg I love this one

beans

YASSSSS! THIS FIC IS FUCKING GOD-TIER! A++++++++

Sketchy painting of a beautiful fat hairy torso with nipple piercings. The person his holding their gut as is showing it off. You get the feeling the artist hasn't been allowed to have sex for about a month now. You're right.

todays 45 min 🥵🥵🥵

And hearing him say the word “dildo” repeatedly 😂

Aw, I’ll drive you, baby! You can be my passenger princess! 👑

It doesn’t help that I like to use the pointiest needles I can find (usually ChiaoGoo Lace needles)

4/5 ain’t bad!*

*I say like I don’t curse my AuDHD brain on a daily basis 😂

Have done that before and will probably do it again so I totally feel your pain!

That would truly be the beardiest of Gentlebeards

taika as willy wonka??????

I love this for you 🫶

a man with a beard is sitting in a chair with the words do you want to do something weird below him Alt: Ed from S1 of Our Flag Means Death is sitting in a chair with the words “do you want to do something weird” below him

Anyone in the #OFMD crew who is in the Greater Boston (or can get to MA) want free tickets to see Rhys’s show at the Wilbur on this Sunday night? Lots of the MA/New England crew will be there!

I am sad to have to miss it but would love to see the tickets go to a fellow crew member 🏴‍☠️🫡❤️

They’re the same picture

I am also going to the show on Sunday! Would you like to join a little meetup we have going?

The hottest, wettest, and craziest anyone has ever been and will ever be

I love Cara Cara oranges but they really can be hit or miss ☹️

Jumped right into this one because your fic recs are always 🔥 and I’m not even finished with the first chapter but bitch I am HOOKED

Omg that is so fucking funny! Also, I would try to buy literally all of those things regardless of the state of my bank account (which is low).

Yaaaay! I will be so normal for him! 😬😂