It does look like the fakest real photo ever, hence why I went looking

From a Million Miles Away, NASA Camera Shows Moon Crossing Face of Earth - NASA A NASA camera aboard the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite captured a unique view of the moon as it moved in front of the sunlit side of Earth

It's taken from this:
www.nasa.gov/solar-system...

The ‘Alien’ poster but it’s ‘Albumen’, the egg is a Cadbury’s creme egg with the top cracked open and the goo spilling out, the weird organic grid thing on the bottom is now a moodily lit empty big egg tray, and the tagline is - obviously - “in space no one can hear you creme”.

Happy Easter.

Last week's listening #muaicsky

I’m sure she’s a nice person, but I’d rather chew through my fucking fuse box than live like this.

I know a lot of people think Microsoft Excel is a dreadful piece of software, but I would rate it October 10th.

Streisand Effect in action with this online age verification thing. I've just found out what "porn" is (pictures of people shagging!!) and it's brilliant. A real own goal for Keir Starmer if you ask me. But don't bother asking me, I'll be too busy enjoying "porn"! 😎

It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.

Might buy some Lego and eat a bacon sandwich while I'm building it.

I love this ❤️

Yes

Easy block..

This thread… we should never forget.

Similarly standing on Princes street and was asked what time the one o'clock gun is fired. I did of course reply half past 12.

Christmas Dinners Around The World.

UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.

Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.

And now I have a new song to rattle about in there :)

A picture of Fry light sunflower oil

Every time I open the cupboard and see this, I have that song rattling around my brain for the rest of the day.

The Heebie Bee Gees   He danced like a man possessed one fevered Saturday night. He gave me the heebie bee gees so I left the floor in fright. Some blamed it on the Boogieman but it was a John Travoltageist. Brian Bilston

With Halloween approaching, I thought I’d share a few spine-chilling poems.

Today’s is called ‘The Heebie Bee Gees’.

i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

BEHOLD!

My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!

"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!

Go on then

Come on you can't leave us hanging like that!

Almost half of mariachi bands end in divorciachi.

Turns out this guy is a blocklist I subscribe too, looks like that was a good decision.

A red admiral butterfly sitting on a buddliea

A red admiral butterfly sits on the side of a planter

A lovely red admiral that likes to visit #butterfly #redadmiral

Interviewer: What are you looking for in a job?

Me: A 3-minute montage where I end up rich

A line drawing and block colour-little boy in a yellow coat, shoes and pointy hat surrounded by large yellow stars and a crescent moon.

And last but definitely not least...

Me (to a little boy beside me in a cafe who is wearing a yellow coat): Nice coat.
Little boy: Thank you. It means when night comes I can hide as a star.

Art by Penny Neville Lee. Words by me.

Everything about this is ace

For many years I have been posting little observations online. What you may not know is that for many years, artists have been illustrating them - for no reason other than they wanted to respond. Below is a thread of some of these beautiful drawings because they should be seen 🧵

Influencers on the internet these days, are the kind of people who would have invited you over on a Saturday night to give you a projected slide show of their holiday photos in the 70s.