making my parents choose between gay son and thot daughter to test the waters before i come out

someone in this fuck ass echoy building is trying to play free bird on their squeaking chair

symmetrical baroque hallway, lit very bright, at its center a naked woman squirming in an opulent chair, her head wrapped in a cocoon suspending her from the ceiling in a massive spiderweb like structure. She is backgrounded by a tall picture frame.

I have woven you a dream of exposing and observing.

every time we touch i see the eel king

i don’t want to work with a man when i do physical therapy but also when a woman asks me “does that hurt” or “is that too difficult” while i am doing an exercise i WILL downplay my discomfort to impress her, it is simply my nature as a dyke

sometimes i just vaguepost about having a mental illness that i never directly talk about to see if someone notices

Digital drawing of Hatsune Miku in a black bunny suit

bnuy

⊹ #vocaloid ⊹ #初音ミク ⊹

she dewey on my decimal til i system

they call me a hydra the way i get all this head

working on jailbreaking my 3ds, any advice? and yes i could just emulate but have you considered its hotter?

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

One of those sticky novelty hands that you get out of vending machines

Passing the blunt with one of these

ICE T @FINALLEVEL I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts.... Weirdo shit. ... Marty Cheese, Katamari @trashcom • Mar 28 Replying to @FINALLEVEL Ice, what is with this FONT?! Love you man but come on, use Impact font.

There are funnier Ice T posts but I always find myself spiritually connected with this one

we are so beyond cooked

chat this combat is going BAD

sorry babe im busy conceptualizing new horrors in my freaky little mind

pushing the trans agenda by becoming an unfunny woman

i'm a yiga guard the way i hit that sneaky link

call me tunes the way i wanna be banged out with neil

ladies, ladies, none at a time, please contain yourselves 😎

Last Stand

inventing my new band, chaotic evil juice airbnb, it's an original idea don't look into it

Reaper Leviathan Roar — Subnautica YouTube video by Dylan Richards (DylRicho)

reaper leviathan? i hardly know 'er levia- youtu.be/wz851d-OzjE

what was that

they call him phalloplasty the way he got that xbox

they call me a period piece the way i go down ton her abbey

they say i'm not a real woman but my car crashes beg to differ

gave a gamer girl hickies call me the mark applier

this is a joke btw i need that to be clear

it's hard being an annoying trans woman because ik most of us are demonized as a minority, but even in a world where we were accepted people would still avoid me for being a bitch