Due to rising costs, Aardvark will be spelled with one A going forward.

Yes, it's 4/20 but the sloths act like that every day

We apologize for reporting the jungle walk is open again, it's closed. No wait, it's open again.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. The cafeteria is closing early today.

It's all happening at the zoo (pooping)

Check? Yes.
Tour? No.

Bird rehab is for our injured birds. The bird sanctuary is for our birds who've gone crazy. It's not easy dealing with the public.

The "exotic" fish were trout dipped in vegetable dye to look like rainbow sharks

Same

What is hell?
Some maintain that it's the suffering of being unable to love. We think it's cleaning the elephant barn.

We missed International Beaver Day. Dam it!

Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Could it be you set them free
At the zoo?

We feel compelled to point out that Sean Connell is a total buzz kill.

barely

Disheveled bear exits cave after hibernation

Gus exited his cave this morning and we accidentally started a new religion.

It may work for our chameleons, but we don’t recommend using camouflage to hide from your problems.

You try running America's 278th largest zoo.

Of all the harmful things visitors feed our goats, it's the lies that hurt the most.

A little girl feeding ducks by a pond.

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. Until then, come and feed the ducks.

Better than social media managers

we have full liability and an excellent lawyer

In deference to the bald uakaris, hard no.

It would be great if we could do that, but Polar Bears are black with transparent, hollow fur and we don't want to make them angry.

We named our manatee "MC Hammer" because you can't touch him.

The price good people pay for indifference is to be ruled by evil people. The price you pay in our gift shop on Wednesdays is half off.

We just got the all-clear from security. Mandy Patinkin was escorted off the property before he could start singing to the echidnas.

Our bears just woke up from hibernation and boy are they grizzly!

We were so excited to have Kevin Costner visit that we didn’t properly think through our Dances With Wolves interactive exhibit.

Please be aware that the fire salamanders have escaped their enclosure and have a penchant for arson.

Greeneville Zoo proudly announces our Spring Show Series featuring:

-So, You Skink You Can Dance?
-America’s Got Talons
-Who Wants to Be a Chameleonaire?
-Win Ben Stein’s Monkey
-Gorilla Housewives of Greeneville