Unpopular opinion...Matteo Lane's sidekick Nick Smith is a helpless, one dimensional prop and that schtick is tired and, across entertainment, been played out for decades. Not tagging anyone though because comedian shade scares tf outta me.

Watching a timeline of someone taking in a stray dog and fattening them back up and helping their happy doggie temperament return really gets the happy tears going for me. Maybe it's finally time, 18 months after Barney passed, to bring one back into my life.

I'm beginning to think meth is the biggest gateway drug towards evangelical christianity.

Normalize sending nudes to your sick friends. 🤧😈

My first wet dream was starring Bruce Springsteen. 40 years later I'm discovering more reasons why. Just watched footage of the first two minutes of his L.A. concert. He's a warrior for good.

cliffhanger

Being home sick for the past week has afforded me tons of time to ingest lots of Meta social media and YouTube. It's, to no surprise, overwhelmingly AI, bots, and paid promotions. But to consume it almost exclusively for a whole week is a creepy way to realize it.

So I'm shopping for a dumb phone.

Easter in New Orleans looks like so much fun.

I felt so guilty for wanting to do nothing but sleep and doomscroll this past week. Turns out I've had both strep and flu the entire time. Oof.

Abbott enables all this, then turns around and calls Austin a liberal cesspool of crime and homelessness. It's disgusting and super cynical.

Parolees across Texas are sent here for processing and quickly sent out onto the streets, with no rehab or resources, at a rate of 50 per day. Thank the private, for-profit prison industry and their turnover goals.

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I've since decided Quebec guys are safer.

Garrett Crochet has the most obvious vpl show in baseball.

How did you know?

But @mrwiredup makes me burst out laughing every time.

king

Suddenly my socials are being flooded with "yacht house" content and I'm suspicious that both the tracks and the DJs are AI generated.

Hi! You served admirably!

I cobbled together my own GayBiGayGay tonite, which became SxSW enough. Took only 6h. Marking it off.

It'll be ten years this November election day. So yeah...I quit because of him, knowing I might need to be able to run fast and stay out of the medical system. But obv don't start. :)

Naked movie night always features one hot cameo (room not screen). So glad SOMETHING is filling my Alamo void.

Almost made it over. GUZZLR are so fun.

Hugs Benji...eventually you come to be able to celebrate a beautiful story, completed.

I can't quit S. Louisiana guys.

Election season is a good time to take your Meta break. Dick-focused social media only.

First time getting in a sling. Angles, yo.

(you and ej)