Scary to imagine an organization in which Bryce Harper is the smartest guy

flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel

@lichbitz.bsky.social My fav

me and my boys used to stand here throwing potions at each other

billy bob thornton on a tv talk show wearing earrings and a beanie with a comically sized bowler cap on top of it the caption on the tv says “billy bob thornton live”

smoking that shit that makes you feel like billy bob thornton live

Just a great takedown in this interview.

There are so many other feeds other than “what’s hot” and “discover”

"Welcome to a World where Fantasies become Living Reality."

A full lane introducing the Warriors of Light, the Quest you'll embark upon and some worldbuilding info on Corneria and Garland.

Coming soon to the NES - Dragon Warrior. A page with gorgeous illustrations and an introduction detailing how big a deal Dragon Quest was in Japan.

Some lovely worldbuilding and history for DW/Q

To sign off for the night with: a couple of pages each from the Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior (aka Quest) guides & previews from Nintendo Power.

They're both so wonderfully written and illustrated, introducing each game's respective worlds in an engaging way.

I'm happy to have been early to the party. Feel like it's getting better every day!

Trump is gonna spend the rest of his life dodging cartoonishly inept assassins culled from the deep bench of increasingly unstable weirdos who support him. We’re gonna spend so much tax money defending him from “foreskin truthers” trying to cast a stick of dynamite over the fence into Mar a Lago

make this woman the president

jd vance fails the "eat a burger in the bathroom" quadrennial political challenge. he ate it while sitting on the toilet. governor tim walz proudly ate his burger nude in the shower

Something I have never believed is that you should read conservatives to get their perspective. It’s actually very easily gotten; a little goes a long way. Conservatism is an intellectual defense of selfishness where the conservative is always in a superior in group. That’s it to me.

now that twitter is using “posts” and “reposts” we can start calling them tweets and retweets here and if anyone asks we can say it’s because we’re all just birds flying through the bluesky or whatever

@samwood.bsky.social @gr8poodini.bsky.social

let’s see, do I want an app where funny posters run riot and call what they’re doing “skeets” or do I want to be Connected With The Brands I Love? super tough call lol

[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

Same. Good luck. 🤝

pretty stark reminder today of how allowing individuals to amass extraordinary wealth directly affects everyone else

this is like the sound of the 7th trumpet

Elon is like Thanos. His kids don’t talk to him

an important life lesson that Elon is about to learn is if you challenge a weird little nerd to a fight and he immediately accepts you’re about to get your ass beat

to everyone that's new:
- feel free to just reply, comment and follow people you don't know and reskeet their stuff, it is a much friendlier place and it also helps you get to know new people
- look at all the settings for "my feeds" and "moderation" and settings