// woe! marj upon ye!

➷

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.

𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.

// im on it 🫡

// maybe i'll make more south park muses i kinda miss marjorine 💭💭

// catching up on south park. hes with us

// REAL. REAL. YES.

Snrk – ?

[ No, it WASN'T normal, but it's far from the weirdest thing he's ever heard. Turning, he jokingly presents his ass. ]

Okay, but like, be REAL with me, Kiri . . do I have a nice ass to make up for my current lack of tits?

[ WHEEZE, ]

// kenny: omg stoooop

// "youre blonde of course you'd have nice tits"

[ Dramatic swoon! Hands clasped next to his face as he flutters his lashes and everything! ]

Awe, Kiri, you always know just what to say. Me and my fake rack appreciate it.

[ Staring dramatically off into the distance, face solemn . . ]

If I had a pair of tits, would they be huge? Or just average? Would I even have any tits? What if I was flat?

thinkin hard

scratchin my ass rn

being mean with my ember at times lol

// yeah no jada was a LOT. there was always something with her it was insane i stayed around her as long as i did. and like i said even when i tried to get away she was clinging on 😭

but we move on ! we live ! we improve ! /lh

her timmy was always Too Much im ngl i kinda enjoyed

said i was pleasant and freaky

they said i'm the best behaved experiment they gave me lollipops and shit

// HAHAH UR SO RIGHT THO. SHE HAD A HABIT OF IT.

luckily we seem to have ran her off twitter and im hoping she wont be brave enough to attempt to enter the bsky scene, esp considering the major overlap between bsky and twit users

if we're lucky the evil is VANQUISHED

// release the beast

// HAHAHAHA TELL UR BROTHER HE'S COOL AS HELL. FUCK JADA SQUAD

ur doing amazing man don't let anyone tell u different 👍👍 ur doing GREAT.

yah but the reason i mentioned her? she had a cartman that she got a LITTLE too into rping to the point the verse booted her lol

// haiii paws 🥰

ABRA -
CA -
STABRA!

it lead to a whole huge thing that i still have the threads of proof for where she was outed as a trump loving misogynistic weirdo who used to enjoy incest ships 😭

// as you should and im genuinely very happy you did and how far youve come ♡

unfortunately i DID interact with the other jada before realizing she was awful and cutting her off only for her to start essentially harassing me to forgive her despite me telling her to leave me be lol

// making sure we're on the same page first im talking abt timmy turner / wannabe voice actor jada btw

// NOT THAY JADA, THE OTHER ONE, TIMMY TURNER JADA

i could NEVER be a cartman kin thats literally satan INCARNATE

// ohmygod dude did you ever see the shitshow that went down with her

// do u mean jada or did i miss one

mmph mph mmphmph

[ Waving his shitty old phone. ]

Caught it, by the way. That's totally going viral everywhere.

[ Offering a hand. ]