Where’s that cargo bike emoji when you need it

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

I can’t wait for these asshats to get what they deserve

"They were so lucky I was looking"

Ummm no. Stopping in time for a child running onto the street is not heroic/lucky, it is your goddamn obligation as a driver. Cost of entry. Kids are allowed to be unpredictable, you are not.

LFG

Holy shit

Not the overarching message she's trying to get across here, but @aoc.bsky.social, welcome to The War on Cars.

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

Miserable country

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

New rules mean many DC restaurants are closing streateries The District made streateries permanent. But restaurant owners say the rules are too costly and complicated to keep them up.

DC implemented a new policy for its streeteries that cost restaurants $20,000 to implement.

The result: virtually every restaurant eliminated their outdoor dining, many have reduced their hiring, & now a few cars can park more easily.

Congrats on the successful policy change, DC government!

Dear G! 

How are you? 

Nice story about J. E. in New York mag, you look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time!

Love, Melania

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.

Folks, I give you the New York Times

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Electric bikes can be fast and dangerous. Here's how to stay safe As electric-bike usage has risen, so have e-bike injuries, and regulations in cities and states throughout the country are rapidly changing.

The way to stay safe on or near an ebike is to stay away from people driving cars, who kill nearly 40k people annually in the US, and well over 1 million people worldwide.

Hill Family Biking: Protest Ride to Save 15th St Bike Lanes The feds are ripping up the 15th St protected bike lanes THIS MONDAY! Ride around Lincoln Park and then to the Mall to protest

The Feds plan to rip out the 15th St bike lanes on the National Mall on Monday

Join Hill Family Biking on Sunday for a giant protest ride!

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"No human who has been alive during cherry blossom season ever thinks, ‘What we need is more room for cars to get around.’ It is cyclists and pedestrians that take over, and this is going to make the chaos infinitely worse.”

That would fund the NIH for 4 years.

Lindau island via google earth aerial

The island of Lindau, Germany (pop. 3,000), sees 115 train departures per day.

The entire state of Texas and all of its cities combined, by comparison, sees 56 daily Amtrak departures.

Q: “So, hundreds of millions of dollars in grants were terminated from the NEH. The deficit didn’t change much. And you were paid $150,000 to do that job of reducing the deficit. Do you feel like the $150,000 paid to you was wasteful spending?”

A: *Laughs, frowns….long pause*

I don’t remember what it’s called, but the $10 a month one

Hey, @russ41.bsky.social ! I just joined!

Maryland man detained for a month says DC police lured him into ICE custody A Maryland man detained by immigration officials for a month says D.C. police coordinated with immigration agents to lure him to a police station and take him into custody. Late last year, after 37-ye...

Once again, @mayorbowser.dc.gov ‘s MPD cooperating with fascists.

www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/m...

I don’t know anything more about you than what’s in this ad but holy sh*t it makes me wish I could vote for you

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t @mayorbowser.dc.gov’s MPD’s mission to safeguard the District of Columbia and protect its residents and visitors? Not, you know, collaborate with fascists to break into buildings?

We can do it, too, @cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social @janeese4dc.bsky.social !

The Council has made it clear this is DC’s money.

The mayor has made it clear this is DC’s money.

The Attorney General has made it clear this is DC’s money.

DC CFO Glen Lee needs to authorize these funds or get out of the way.