What is “I’m really LYCAN what you’ve done with the place, Donnie”?

“man plans god laughs”

bitch i ain’t a man

What are pep pills?

Suffering Sappho

Heyyyyyyy listens in the first week get the most traction so if some more of you lovelies could maybe give this a poke?

open.spotify.com/track/44GY0O...

If The Onion literally took his skin that is not cool!!

Can’t do the joke I wanna cuz my mom has no idea what either movie with Room in the title is

Trying to decide if it’s a music day or a zonk out with Blu-Ray special features day

Partner says I’m too burnt out, it’s a chill day

But sometimes not working on music makes me feel worse

Blegh

This is a joke for SUCH a specific brand of dork

Ironic that a good tagline for GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) could be Live. Die. Repeat.

✊

We all go a little mermaid sometimes

Thank you!!!

Oh no I thought about it too long and maybe it’s autistic Spider-Sense (I think the metaphor of the “Highlander buzz” fits better) where all the interesting people just detect each other and magnet together

Like humblebrag I guess but this is my dating advice, I don’t ask people out, they swim over to see what this weird thing is and they like it, that’s all I got fellas, tbh it’s kinda like improv where if you TRY to be funny then you fail

Be honest

If they EVER give me the keys to Eerie, Indiana I have a modern reboot READY

SheQuest

You would be surprised how ever so SLIGHTLY interesting you need to be to get someone’s attention

Be just a LITTLE off the beaten path and people flock

What is A Mid Plucker Night’s Key?

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Who is Debbie Do-Right?

thank you handler

Dear Handler

Yeah seconded what do we have to sacrifice to make this a reality?

"Rainy Road" - my oil painting

ohhhhhh I need a sweater dress

Happy weed I am weeded

Icky Stuff Op

If there’s ONE song of mine that I REALLY hope people get the message of, it’s this one. It’s subtle, but powerful.

open.spotify.com/track/4BHglm...

all my apes gone

Most musicians are in it for money and pussy

I’m in it for money and A pussy

Who is Rupert Murdoch?