2026 will be my year 💯🙌

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wait… we just had like an actual psychic moment. .

@saintzayn.bsky.social don’t you worry your pretty little mind people throws rocks at things that shine 😊

HI BABY

cousin announced pregnancy

books:

this is a vibe tbh

man what…

THANK YOU

i’m still in line to vote

but like idk it’s kind of like it’s own thing you know

this customer just asked me what an everything bagel tasted like i didn’t know what to say so I said it tastes like everything she was like oh okay

my impression of every 40+ year olds grindr profile

display name: MAKE ME CUM.. OR ELSE

bio: this app sucks. read the bio… it’s not hard 🤷🏻‍♂️ I honestly hate all of you. DONT LIKE FEM GUYS. JUST A PREFERENCE. SEND A FACE PIC YOU IDIOT… don’t message me unless you’re for real!!!!!!!…. TIRED OF FLAKES.

so this is me swallowing my pride standing in front of you…

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i went to the @alexrudd.bsky.social coffee shop and he spit in my drink for being a carly trier

one cliché about gay people that holds true is that almost every barista is gay like as someone who has worked in various coffee shops for 6 years now at least 90% of my co-workers have been gay in some way or if they’re not they just don’t know it yet

me using a zipline

thanks for the update

we need grindr for asexuals

oh kingicc…

* for really awesome people

this is where you draw the line..

and you’re bottoming after

that’s what i was thinkinggg 😭😭💕💕🙌🙌

five slices of cheese pizza a cup of applesauce and 15 sour cream and onion pringles for dinner tonight.