Goin on a date with a trans leather daddy let’s gooooo

You should buy one that comes in blue, white, and pink :3

Bitch if you haven’t done your taxes commit fraud!!!!! 50% of the IRS is being fired

IM MANIC BUT I DIDNT HAVE TO RUIN MY LIFE TO RECOGNIZE IT YAYYYYYYY

stopped dreaming of her and now I dream of going to chili’s

I may be a Samantha

Someone mistook a hawk for an eagle n now my morning is ruined

Sometimes life just asks you if you wanna get fucked by 10 dudes

I love leaving!! Off I go :)

I post like a loser on purpose

How do I do makeup the first time to look how it does after I sleep in it??

Some of these crusty T boys looking like chimney sweeps

Im not built to not have a girlfriend I think

I need to be put down like an old farm dog

I NEVER WANNA HEAR A CIS PERSON COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR DATING LIFE EVER AGAIN

Yes please!

If it’s on tidalLMAO

I be hating my brethren

Behind every biphobe is me, cheering them on

It’s kinda gender affirming I feel like a straight cis dude

I GOTTA STOP FALLING FOR LESBIANS

White people on Wednesday and Friday (podcast release days)

Making moves in silence

How I wake up after every nap (he 100% slapped me hard as fuck)

How it feels to be t4t and monogamous

Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️

They went to rehab LMAO

I’d later immigrate to Uruguay if I go to Mexico

Guadalajara might be a really good option as well because a friend of mine also wants to immigrate there and she’s spent half of her life in Mexico so I won’t be completely lost!

South America is so fantastic and Uruguay is an amazing option for trans people. I know as a white dude I should stay behind and fight fascism but I truly struggle to feed myself here. American culture is incredibly depressing and it’s so expensive to get proper treatment.