Omg I need this entire outfit as my summer uniform

Boi! 🤤🤤

I see you @xxlwoofia.bsky.social, hiding a Patrick in the Watanabes playroom 🤣

A treat in these trying times

Maybe it’s the day cider talking…but I feel like I’m accidentally serving Dr. Eggman if he was just more gay

Sailor Mars shopping-cart surfing with the caption: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

Hey.

Yes please 🤤

A purple deck box with the legendary elemental Ashling painted on one side with paint markers.

Having a bad brain day and felt a need to remind myself I’m atleast kinda good at something; so now this deck box has the commander painted on it. #mtg #commander #ashling

Oh also I married the love of my life over the weekend so that’s pretty cool.

Said I wasn’t gonna…and yet here I am beginning a new adventure in Lumiose #legendsZA

Fighting this urge so bad 😬

Hawlucha said, “Rotom? Play ‘Golden’ by HUNTR/X.”

Sign me up stud 🤤

A heavily bearded gnome, bare-chested with his belly out "GNO WORRIES"

Every gay man I know would commit heinous crimes for this gnome

Me too! 🍗🍗

🤷‍♂️ lol just sayin

Both of the previous guys are right but also you wouldn’t be wrong to go “finish” the game by going to the final boss first. You’ll be crazy overpowered if you do all the extra stuff first.

Sir! 🤤🫠

Sign me up!

Uh not to be basic but, it’s really hot in a really sleezy way

Ugh fuckin same. I was a big No Doubt fan growing up

Damn! Looking good stud!

It’s so good right?! As a FF10 homo, I was so hyped to get my hands on one!!

Cub showing off his butt in a thong

Happy Humpday to all the gays in my phone ☺️

What brand of brief is that? I’m lowkey obsessed

Good luck. IMO a cage that fits really right makes all the difference lol

Thanks Dad! So kind of you 🤤

Me lifting my shirt to show my belly, hairy chest and bulge in a pink thong.

Thought my bulge looked particularly good in this pic. Any good boys wanna get their face under there?

Me lifting to show my belly, hairy chest and bulge in a pink thong.

The same but standing.

Yes please UWU

I mean kinda. That and Pokemon at a frame rate and graphic quality that doesn’t make my eyes bleed.