Jon Arbuckle mii in Tomodachi Life staring at the cow tools he put on the table in the restaurant

My mutant power is to accurately judge books by their cover and I will tell you that anything bad you tell me the soulless dead-eyed youtube billionaire did I 1000% believe.

they don't have dogs in Star Wars?

I mean ask them politely what they'll do with it when the promotion ends

steal the sign

picture of PITT issue 2, a 90s comic that probably wasn't very good but honestly I don't know there's like a big muscle man with claws looking angry and a kid running away from something

this guy?

Once I saw this meme format I couldn't resist making a version about video editing 🤪

sorry I don't know who your Glup Shitto is

Burger King promotion for The Mandalorian and Grogu, only in theaters may 22 there's a happy meal box and a bunch of dumb shit with Mando's helmet, and on the chicken nuggets there's a picture of a scout trooper or something and I hate it

What the fuck were they thinking not putting the child on the chicky nuggies?

a screenshot from Ghostbusters incorrectly captioned, the top text says "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a professional wrestler" the bottom text reads "YOU SAY YES!"

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Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

Famously Sauron's eye never missed any intruders upon his land

if you get hit 3 times it'll just disappear for a few rounds

The same Z'Goks as above, hailing the first time mowing the lawn this year.

It's that time of year again!

Truth in advertising, this is actually how much money I make

Sorry, you’re telling me that something that doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t have lactic acid build up, doesn’t need adequate hydration or electrolytes, doesn’t need to pee, and doesn’t get tired is only 6 minutes faster than humans?

you’ve fucked up a perfectly good Roomba.

but who is he in Star Wars?

Spread the word around

Okay, this isn't a live-service game.

It's a small, $15 regular 5v5 multiplayer game. The only DLC is a $5 'supporter pack' that gives every character one more skin and the soundtrack.

It's exactly what people have been demanding because they HATE live-service games. And then gets punished as one!

way less quicksand than I anticipated as well

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

I was fact-checked by the Atlantic--they wouldn't print "was the first artist to do art in this style" because it couldn't be absolutely proven, so they changed it "one of the first." So yes, the FBI Director did all that stuff.

ads peaked in 1891 i guess