Posts by Miranda Battler
unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?
coffee no affect me
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ATTENTION
ATTENTION
WE HAVE THE ALEX INCEST PATCH
My Two Brain Cells
Not beating the puppy girl allegations
I adore how many of the replies and qts on this are just saying: "Symphogear"
Because yes Symphogear is *all* of these somehow.
Girls need a mobile suit to really express themselves. How is she supposed to convey that they are barely in control of their psycho-frame system?
Hans Zimmer is a transphobe. A tweet reads "I worked for him. I did good work that he praised, but after transitioned he quickly had me fired. He had cue notes named "tr*nnv fight"' etc etc... It's a pattern of abuse that will inevitably come out over time, and I'm glad that the industry is changing slowly."
I regret to inform y'all that Hans Zimmer fuckin sucks.
Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."
four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"
Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"
Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
https://www.tumblr.com/definitelynotdakota/813597613020643328?source=share
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A parody of Cima da Congeliano's "God the Father" featuring Beatrice from Umineko: When They Cry as the subject instead of God. Beatrice is surrounded by yellow clouds, with one eye open, glancing at the viewer. The text above her reads: "Well, he needs God to mess him up, make him miserable so that he'll come crawling back and then submit completely. That's what he needs."
my #umineko doodle 🦋
Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again
Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again
The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection
トールギス
47 years ago today this new robot show premiered...
Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer Grab her by the strait. 5:53 PM Apr 5, 2026 653.4K Views
Chapo Trap House: All politics are sexual pathology and the sexual pathology of the right is rape.
The critics: PSHHHH that's too simplistic, this is a land of contrasted motives and complex individuals.
Reality:
fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font
Xenia the fox just woke up, looking groggy. Coffee mug reads "Don't talk to me until I fix this broken Xorg update [Arch Linux logo]", and the oversized t-shirt reads "this cat's name is [bash fork bomb] you should type his name on your linux's terminal (don't do that)"
She spent the evening debugging something