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just approached 3 danes at the store 🤩 could tell by their accent ✌️ [gosh sooooooo 🥵]

Omg me in metabluesky 🤩 vilken ära

hi weekend

if we had a swear jar at staff meetings my colleagues and I would be billionaires by now

home-made food systems RPG in class today 🌍💣

we cleared forest to make pastures, traded soy and beef, shipped and processed food across continents, pressured consumers to buy more than they need 🤩

a bit of the Sahara has literally been raining here today 🤩

gullis! 🫶

just wishing for the bus to eventually turn up at the stop atm 🫶 atac

😬 and how do people listen to music while they're working?

Ah right, gladiators only fight with their sword

omw to Rome for the weekend but I don't really want to go

Paolacortellesi Npf GIF Alt: Paola cortellesi mima l'azione di arrampicarsi sugli specchi

lectio magistralis it was

Back in class after the break in 20 minutes: basically have no (F-word) clue of what I will do. ✌️ See you on the other side.

[Kid looks up confused and waits for an explanation]

Friend: "When you grow up, you'll be free to decide if you want to find a husband, a wife, someone else, or no one at all!"

[Kid smiles, seems happy with the idea , hugs me and goes to get dinner]

Bedtime story:

[Today after an intense afternoon of play with my friends' 3-year-old]

Kid: “So are you going home to your wife?"
Me: “Well, I do not have one."
Kid: “Then you must be looking for a wife!."
Me: “Actually, I'm not interested in finding one."

auntie just told me someone is "fixing typewriters for a living" 🥲

getting up early on sunday morning to prep a big meal for fam&friends - that's how I'm working towards mamma italiana ™️ status 👗

Panorama pic overlooking Brianza

and we're out in no time 🤩

a smorgåsbord of scandi feels 🥹 Sentimental Value is no doubt one of the best movies I've watched so far this year

1000% 🥲 lately it's been "svarta tråden" mm on repeat for me, SÅ tacksam att ha fått upptäcka henne tack vare dig

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ahah non posso che essere d'accordo con un buongustaio

Well I'm just the filling in this masterpiece sandwich

A man wearing glasses and a brown tricot tee standing between two prints: Steve McCurry's "Afghan Girl" at his right, Vermeer's "Girl with a Pearl Earring" at his left.

a man is holding a salt shaker and says hey would you like some salt with your salt made with mematic Alt: a man pours salt from a shaker and says "hey would you like some salt with your salt"

eller snarare

risgrynsgröt är ju såååå gott, iaf så länge man inte tappar locket till saltburken rakt in i kastrullen medan man saltar

Screenshot of Bluesky post draft showing a flat line made of underscores with a small peak in the middle made from a forward and backward slash. Pop-up note at the bottom reads "are you writing in Korean?".

(btw, LOL)

current EEG wave chart

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