Jackie Robinson of the Brooklyn Dodgers became the first black player in MLB history on this day in 1947

Happy Jackie Robinson Day ⚾️😎

This is exactly what I’ve been trying to put into words. There’s time for people to stand against this madness

We interrupt this episode of Survivor 50 to show you a demented gasbag threatening to nuke 90 million people. Tonight only on CBS!

I’d like an orange button on top but I agree it’s pretty cool

Just stick with Muscles 💪😂

OR

TO-IL

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Please know how much I miss you and Jaxson and Titus. I look forward to being reunited when this terrible campaign ends. The thought of seeing your beautiful Punisher tattoo gives me the strength to fight on.
Until that blessed day I’ll continue to fight for everyone who loves Bud Light and God

3/

I take comfort in the knowledge that the enemy is unarmed, so when I’m called into battle I will not be afraid. And I’ll remember my training: Shoot first and then get whisked away in an unmarked vehicle.
My comrades and I are ready for any danger that comes, but hopefully Cinnabon is open 24/7

2/

Our mission is not clear. But we’re well trained in looking menacingly at our fellow citizens. They understand our history of winning battles in LA and Portland and Chicago. Those were difficult campaigns but we were led by patriotic bigots who demanded high levels of capture. We succeeded.

My dearest Bryleigh,

Our first day on the front lines at Hartsfield Airport has proven more difficult than expected. The crowds glare at us and take pictures of our unmasked faces. And the Chik-Fil-A has run out of the spicy chicken sandwich. I’m comforted by my assault rifle and pepper spray. 1/

This dude peaked in JV wrestling 37 years ago

The squatter in the People’s House is an irredeemable piece of shit. I look forward to copying and pasting his statement from today when he finally relieves us all from his misery.

Venezuela 🇻🇪

Your victory is sweeter than crude oil

I have 4 eggs and no milk. But there is enough toilet paper to make it through the night! 💪👀

Immediately following you. Thank you for standing up against this nonsense!

You go first. I insist.

I just paid 50 cents a gallon more for gas than last Friday.

Did something happen? 🤔😤

Just gonna get ahead of the pack here and say that any Dem who votes to confirm TwoNames should be immediately primaried.

You did a great job 👍 chin up, kid

This really made me laugh 😂 thank you

It’s really important to remember that our highest office is occupied by a known Russian asset who also happens to be a sociopath.

He’s dying in front of our faces and he wants everyone to die before him.

How much more evidence do you need?

Time is running out for all of us.

You guys, I’m beginning to think that maybe it wasn’t a great idea to let an insurrectionist back in the White House again 🤔

This is the first war that is being waged from a country club. That’s just how low and how stupid this country has become.

I’m grateful that we still have a sense of simple morality here

Like a Spidahhhh monkey 😂😂😂 that accent always gets me

I’m so truly sorry for your loss. May light and love be with you and your family in this awful time 🙏☮️

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It seems like now would be a good time for white people to start kneeling for the national anthem

“It seems like now would be a good time for white people to start kneeling for the national anthem.”

Get your bread, milk and TP! 😂 I’m forecast for 24” in the Hereford Zone, which means you’ll get the leftovers! 😉😂 But I don’t think you’ll have jury duty on Monday

At least Trent Dilfer understood the assignment when playing quarterback with a dominant defense.

CJ Stroud, not so much