Contrary to popular belief, it turns out I do have a heart and it apparently is strong and normal. To celebrate I shall have a plat of fettuccine Alfredo with extra butter and cheese.

Finished up and gave me some paper towels to wipe off and then took my $50.

Did I forget to lead with this was an echocardiogram?

I feel so used. Laid on the bed and he squirted lubricant all over my chest. Rubbed his wand up and down and around my nipple, neck and belly. Commanded me to take a shallow breath and hold it, then breathe again. Lots of body contact.

On the train and a guy is holding a Whole Foods bag with I guess their new slogan, “it’s what’s not in the bag” and my first thought is “food?”

Bunny ears. Always bunny ears.

What if the world did end in 2012 and we're all in pods wired into some artificial intelligence's fever dream? That could explain some parts of this timeline.

Flop house Monday. One always separates from the pack.

I think I should update my Linked.In bio - put it in simple terms: "Decently smart but generally directionless and difficult to motivate. You can get more than you bargained for when I pick the hill I'm willing to die on when it comes to the things you're just not doing right."

I'm so looking forward in a month or so for the little assholes to start going to their adoptive homes. Having a Zoomie Battle Royale on the bed at 1am when I was trying to get to sleep was totally dreadful.

I got 7 that need a good scrub right now.

Echochamber....

These little bastards woke me up multiple times and of course now it looks like a flop house. More like a drug den with some of the piles of vomit I woke up to.

We have too many candy "seasons" where treats taken advantage of year round like Cadbury eggs or Chocolate Oranges are in limited supply for a limited time here and instills a sense of urgency to grab some every year before they're all gone.

I need to just stop eating candy entirely.

5 kittens scattered between the bed and the cat bed passed out. Mother cat laying on the floor by the dresser passed out. This room looks like a flop house for felines.

Watched the first 3 episodes of The Testaments and so far it is coming across as Mean Girls of Gilead.

Nyx and Hera snuggling for a nap.

Contrarians: The Human Equivalent of a Pop-Up Ad (An Ode to Eristic Personalities) Introduction

Dealing with some of these types daily and the major con "Exhausting to interact with" is enough to make me not want to engage at all. medium.com/@stanmulaudz...

Some of this misses the point:www.ms.now/opinion/trump-iran-cease... - show the $17BB not paid as a win for removing spending and shift $55BB to consumers in higher gas costs to cover the tolls of ships passing through the strait.

I think more people would take an active interest in politics if instead of elections we had trial by combat with no stand in champions and the match ups were to the death of all opponents. I would have watched the shit out of the 15+ clown car election for MGT's replacement.

Little brats were up at 2am making all kinds of racket with the momma cat howling and being frustrated with them. Didn't get back to sleep until almost 4 this morning. They're cute but they've got no sense of time!

Sleepy kittens are sleeping. T-minus 30 minutes max before they are raising hell again.

Just ordered 6 28TB drives for the primary NAS...still need an enclosure for 10TB drives to get the pup's 8TB off of iCloud since I already had to upgrade storage there again. But with WD selling ALL their drives for AI/Datacenters, drives continue going up in price from Seagate.

Yeah, post a cursed object

Had a roommate who went to Jakarta to see her husband's family for couple weeks every year and she'd bring back a carton of Sampoerna. I found replacing one cigarette in a pack of Camels and letting it sit for a couple days would distribute the flavor to the rest of the pack.

Well everyone is tellin me that you have been real naughty
Running round, starting troubles, playing with sombody
Now mommy thinks it time for you to learn a little lesson
And check out who you're dealin with, and who you be a messin

Nyx loves mommy’s pillow

All she needs is a an empty wine bottle held under her paw.

The 5th one, Persephone is being shy for the camera and hiding behind her brother Prometheus but Ill get an individual shot of her soon when she comes out to explore.

When one is in the husband's lap I joke that he's stroking his pussy. But we just have the mother who was born feral behind the house and in December decided she was just going to move in. Then on Christmas she got knocked up before we could get her fixed. We're keeping her and 1 of 5 kittens.