The way I was screaming and begging them to grab me as they flew away…3 min late and they just leave me there… I got myself hooked on the back landing piece for a second but it was rly hard to hold on with no arms and I couldn’t for long. Mr Mistress was so close and has two arms and didn’t gaf btw🙄
Ohhh I’m at the anger part of grieving now. I’m fucking pissed tf off. Fuck. I should’ve been on the chopper I’m clenching my jaw so bad rn holyyyyyyy
The freakfest chopper has taken off and I am still on the ground :( I can’t believe this :(
I’d play a fierceeeeeee post bus incident George O’Malley
If you enjoyed Puff Puff Pageant the last two years; please consider tipping my Venmo!
This year was sponsored by my own pocket, so anything is appreciated 💛🤞
You looked CUNTTTT
My two inspo pics for the worm costume btw. Was aiming for somewhere in between in terms of quality and I think I hit it
NO SAMEEEEE
Amen🙏
Priest, diva, mother, milf, worm, jesus, middle schooler
How it feels to chew 5 gum
NO LITERALLYYYYYYY
And @spjork.hausofprophets.art…. Oh you fucking tore with this pageant!!! So happy it’s getting the recognition, turnout and love that it deserves!!
Wowwwww last night was amazing. When I say judging 14 literal powerhouse performers(+all their collaborators) doing their biggest ones was so fucking hard… believe me. I hope everyone involved is so proud of the work they did— I’m feeling inspired by y’all in so many different ways today!!!❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
tbh if anyone wants to… 😇
Ohhhhh new last minute but VERY inspired costume dropping at Puff Puff tomorrow and I love itttttt!!!!!!!!!
Call up Green Day(the band) say hello to everyone so you don’t seem rude— then have a 3 hr conversation with Billie Joe Armstrong about art, love and life
oKAYYYY!!! That’s what I LIKEEEEEEE!!!
They always have a 20% off one item coupon at the LEAST!
ALWAYS LOOK UP A COUPON ONLINE WHEN YOU’RE BUYING SHIT AT MICHAELS BTW!!!!!!
Choose your 3 of swords fighter!
The way I’ve been tryna cook up a way to perform this…!!!!!!😈😈😈😈
Oh I’m LATE LATE but I gotta know
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) hey!!! Hey :) hiiiiii:)
I miss when things were “✨urethral✨” :(
I’m actually upset that y’all all finally learned how to spell ethereal :(
Dip the mangoooooooo🥭🥭🥭🌊🌊
Weed Continental next week!!! See you all at Fantasy Night Club on Thursday, April 16th!
SHES A WINNERRRRRRRR!!!!!👑👑👑👑
