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MADELEINE DEAN: Why did you lie to the New York Post about your relationship with Epstein?

LUTNICK: The House Oversight Committee and I agreed--

DEAN: Reclaiming my time. I do not accept that answer. We are our own committee. You're dodging the question. The coverup continues.

Me agreeing to a new project knowing full well it’s gonna add stress 🇲🇽

The Texas legislature rammed through a gerrymandering bill at the request of Trump.

Virginia actually voted in favor of redistricting to counterbalance what Texas and other Republican-controlled states have done.

Yet only one is considered a "power grab."

Oligarch-owned media in a nutshell.

What do you think the editorial meetings were like at News 12 when they decided to go all in on rehabilitating Trevor Bauer?

Any "extraordinarily brilliant person" would know his presidency is in free-fall after his disastrous decision to enter another endless war-of-choice in the Middle East & that on November 3rd accountability is coming for the most corrupt criminal Administration in U.S. History.

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Springsteen Center Honors Bruce and Flav

Springsteen Center Honors Bruce and Flav hug.

Springsteen Center Honors Bruce and Flav and chuck d

Thankx to THE BOSS for having Public Enemy perform at Springsteen Center American Music Honors ,, we should all always continue to FIGHT THE POWER

a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

This is a senator L. Louise Lucas appreciation post

LUTNICK: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America


SHAHEEN: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours

The message of the Right reacting to Virginia is the same as the message of "2020 was rigged": no victory by anyone but us is ever legitimate. We are the only ones allowed to win.

These people are cartoon villains entitled to no respect and no trust. Rabid dogs.

Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

As I understand it, the theory is that they defrauded their donors by using paid informants thus channeling money (?) to the Klan.

I don’t quite connect the dots on that, which leads me to believe the dots won’t connect.

Approval of his job as POTUS—overall & among D/R/I—is almost exactly where Bush was in April 2006. Bush’s numbers improved a little bit over the summer, as gas prices eased & inflation dropped from 3.4% in March to 1.3% in October

Inflation last month was 3.3, & it’s likely to rise from now to Nov.

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

Does anyone even know what Palantir does? AI, fascism solutions, and now coats?

i dont trust billionaires and we simply cannot have a fascist governor in california for four years in this climate so xavier becerra i hope you’re ready to get pushed very far left by transsexual anarchists

Dude looks like he got locked in a shipping crate with three succubi and no water

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.

SPOILER [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team For Jade vs Rhea, Michael Cole and Wade Barrett have been joined by *checks notes* Adam Weitsman, a New York entrepreneur, who has paid to be seated at the commentary table (without a mic) for the duration of the match

Oh so they're BROKE broke

Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

When you get caught being a useless alcoholic on the job and have to appease dear leader to save your job.

a man in a suit is smiling in front of a sign that says " world domination " ALT: a man in a suit is smiling in front of a sign that says " world domination "

Hudson Hawk is absolute favorite guilty pleasure. Loved it when it came out to horrid reviews.

Buckley Carson’s consulting service will offer Tucker Carlson’s discernment and JD Vance’s people skills