This is the moderate position

These three spirits could have been an email

This is actually more interest than most guys show on first dates

Target voter for Elon’s party

The Dems can’t lift a finger to fight Trump because they’re too busy trying to stop a socialist from becoming mayor of New York

The first person ever show up at a crime scene was famous British constable Wattsall Thisthen

Don’t rsvp or sign up for a protest. Just go. Cover your face. Have a shred of personal opsec

The person that first said “more bang for your buck” really knocked one out of the park

Look at my opposition party, dawg. We’re going to die

Can’t wait for Chuck Schumer to send a snarky tweet in response to Trump deploying marines against US citizens

The reason Democrats didn’t run on DJT in the Epstein files is because they keep campaigning with certified scumbag Bill Clinton who has top billing in there

Why do electric cars sound like this?

I can’t impress on you enough that the horrors we are witnessing have been built hand in hand with Democrats for the last 20 years

I’m told this can’t win because it’s unpopular so the smart play is for Democrats to suck up to conservatives in order to win the votes of 9 bigots who don’t like spray tan.

Life must be awesome right now for people who love to login to a portal for a secure message

This is beyond peasant brain. Medieval people didn’t have decades of scientific evidence of medical efficacy. This is perhaps the first era with extinction-level mental coding

Lmao remember when Dems said the parliamentarian was the reason they couldn’t do good things for you?

The only place in America not in an active state of decay and immiseration is Roku City

Friend -Wanna see a show tonight?
Me - hell yeah
Friend -band goes on at 11.
*my body creaks like a
Spanish galleon at berth*

You mean to tell me the same Democratic Party that did THIS is now using ineffectual symbolic gestures against Trump?!?

Thank god AI can make art so I can focus on my truly calling of following up, circling back, and getting aligned

a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something . ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .

A very awooga, oggity oggity, and sincere humina humina to all the Valentines out there

🫡🫡🫡

It’s our duty to outlive the monstrous pieces of shit running this country. We’re running on natures longevity drug, boys: SPITE

Really showing my ass here

The opening lines of Mississippi Queen are “Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean?”
No, you just started singing

We now go live to Drake

The people gutting our institutions and collapsing the government are the same people Dems want to compromise with. Mfs love to bring a strongly worded letter to gunfight

I think for the survival of the human race, everyone over 75 has to get ice floed

I said a SUCCESSFUL company