Same time next year

Rule 35, make it happen.

I want to know what flavour the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson could've been.

It's this but real

WHEN I WROTE GRAFFITI MY NAME WAS SLOP

10 minutes isn't really enough time for an Odyssey. Put some bloody effort in, Wendy.

Would it even matter? Media coverage will continue to be anti-Labour and pro-Reform. The only meaningful change of course is to implement PR.

Poke bowl? I thought they closed that place down.

SO much better than last week's!

Itchy cooch park?

He's one of your front-facers from sector 7G, sir.

The image of Duncan always made feel a bit ill. Top work, Mr Biffo.

Fascinating use of forced perspective here, I hope.

Hooray, I'm being useful!

Can't be a dream warrior anymore, because of woke.

Can't decide if this is a French & Saunders or Victoria Wood bit

“I, am stronger than M3ns4, M!ll3r and M@!ler” - Nicky Wire thinking of a new password.

Is that his password for NatWest, Midlands, Barclays or Lloyds?

He can't keep getting away with this

I have a vague memory of there being raspberry Pepsi in the UK, around the same time. I can't find any evidence of this, but the can here does look similar.

Canonically, any changes in his appearance are due to Lister doing repair work on him.

Thar she blows 👀

I had completely forgotten he existed. Was he a comedy character or something?

Our Rob or Sluggo

Canines of wolf ancestry may not be kept in closets, must be allowed to breathe.

Whisky and pills to quell the 45 minute commute erection, how else can a man start the day?

They reproduce asexually

This post is ananas, A N A N A S

Bear glop

Instinctively, it's a "Kill it with fire" deal more than "Humanely imprison it for life". Can he even die?