75% of people are falling behind in AI in (field)

And you're blaming them for it, you jackass.

I am a fairly random doctor.

I don't know if I make the list but I'd also be happy to teach someone you do trust because I'm pro everybody having random skills on their character sheets.

A poster for the Mystery Flesh Pit national park. Enjoy geotectonic carnal moans and broken philosophy along side backcountry hiking Verdant forests, majestic scenery, and cosmic terror.

Planning my vacation. This places calls to me from beyond my waking dreams.

Oops all Garri squad.

cough cough

I didn't recognize Vetra at first and thought you doubled up on Garrus as a bit.

Can I come with and get one?

If you’re going to attempt to scam me by pretending to work for a billionaire, it will seem much more credible if you slip at least 10k into my links first.

Pregnancy followed by postgnancy.

I’d like to recommend an alternative course of action.

I’m familiar with a few, but no.

This bed needs a cat and a dog. Or I need to sleep outside. Or both.

Ask him what class he’s gonna play.

A strong need is cultivating itself.

Your son is going to save Hyrule.

I will absolutely hit a guy in glasses.

Welcome to Chunk's! Chunks food cubes from Starfield. A series of cubed meals ranging from apples to steaks to cheesecakes.

What is ass if not the legs of the butt?

MCU pioneering the after after after after after credits scene.

“What do you mean?”

—Why I’m not texted.

Feeding him apples or going with the old string-door method?

What is ass if not the legs of the butt?

That's how you distinguish a Lawful Good paladin from a Lawful Stupid one. In this essay...

Care to languish with me, my dear?

Tell him yes and then we [REDACTED].

80/20 split your favor.

I thought it was bad enough that bits of plot were hidden in every single spinoff they stick on streaming but now they want people to buy movies again?

A highlight of my year is seeing kids light up on Halloween when I guess some of their more esoteric homemade costumes.

You'll know when you smell it.

Also movie and game trailers.