Need someone to sit next to you 😈

Convince your friends to meet in Knoxville. I’ll make it worth your trip 😈

Damn! You were only 3 hours away from me this weekend? No wonder I was so horny all weekend!

So sexy!

I know, right!

It’s been a while, so why not…

Love that hairy crotch 🥵

Hottie alert!!!

Such a lucky guy!

Congrats! I’m at 10.5 years with my current company, and with my advanced age, I can’t wait until my decided retirement date in 2028 or 2029 (depending on how much crap I can’t stand) with 170 employees 🫩

I want my tongue in that hairy hole 😜

I’m not sure how long I could keep that position with you. You’re so damn hot, I’d need to service you sooner rather than later 🥵

Could you imagine the uproar from the MAGATs if we tried to make our currency look more interesting 🤔. If they’re still traumatized over the Super Bowl halftime show, they’d start our next civil war sooner than later.

15 hours in (3rd session) with about 2-3 hours remaining 😣😖

Rhetorical question, what is America back to, the 1800’s?

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I love the transformation from you being soft to hard.

I HOPE we have an election in 2026. The closer we get to it, the less I believe MAGATs will let it happen 😡

We were supposed to get up to 10” last weekend and only got 1/16”. This weekend we were supposed to get 1” and so far we’re up to 4” 🙄

Damn!!!

As soon as this tattoo is finished and my chest hair grows back. I’m not feeling very sexy with a big patch of hair missing on chest 😔

Round two complete 😣😖, and what the final tattoo will look like. I need to finish this quickly so the chest hair will grow back before Maui in late April.

I wasn’t, but for some reason I am now 😜

The little guy looks a little squished 😜

I’m 6’7”, so you would be climbing a little bit of a tree? I’m not sure I’ve played around with some as tall as you. It could be fun 😁

I’ve missed seeing that beautiful cock (and tasty cum) 😈

I wish that was an Olympic event 😜😜😜

That’s so leftist of you and I love it 🤣😂

Brought to you by the 20+ books I listen to on my drive to and from work on Audible.

I have about 70 employees that keep calling into our information line hoping I’m going to make the same call. The picture below shows the snow-maggeddon for their shifts 🙄. Below is the view outside my office.