This is the best thing I’ve seen today… I am praying to all the pagan gods that this comes to fruition

Help celebrate the homie!

Happy muh fuggin burfday bro!!!

This tweet qualifies you to work in the majority of U.S. government positions

If you haven’t cleaned your apartment to @witnesses.bsky.social then I honestly don’t know what you’re doing in life. My living space is spotless…

Guess I gotta find everyone I knew on twitter and follow them on here I guess…