To be fair, it's a lot easier to not ask a robot to turn the texts your kid sends you into a pop song than it is to find a workable carpool arrangement

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

lol imagine SCOTUS in the "monastery" of the Anchorage Bar Association St. Patrick's Day party

yes

the first time

Literally like Robbie Reyes wandered too close to the Oval Office Hobby Lobby craft room

Of all the years Pat McAfee didn’t need to be in WrestleMania this was definitely one of them

The rest were all the others

I’ll save you a click: It’s less than 2% of US households and they’re spending about $20 per month

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

oh my god please don't make me explain semiotics to you

oh so you HATE it I SEE

Just heard that the first couple of women's sports split up and I hope this doesn't get awkward considering I'm a University of Portland alum and @sethpartnow.bsky.social has a Sue Bird Barbie doll in his office

No offense Aaron but that's not even Royal Rumble-style pyro

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Nothing but support for William Shatner in his new career as Guy Who Defends Starfleet Academy From Haters.

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

I am actually three children in a trench coat

lol wtf is this headline

They loooooved Catholic social teaching when they could pretend it was just "save the fetuses" and now that we've got a pattern of popes being like "actually there's a bunch of important stuff about helping people in there" they're crying about where their real dad went

JD Vance stories are funny because half the time they’re like “the Vice President, a Catholic, [saying the most Protestant thing you’ve ever heard]”

(Always entertaining to see how the line between "heterodoxy" and "defending the foundations of the faith" turns into a meandering zigzag depending on who the pope is and who's doing the complaining)

Still just marveling at the absolute unmitigated hubris of someone who's been a Catholic for six years rolling up and telling the pope how he should be doing his job

You have to log at least two decades before you can start complaining about the pope, it's in the handbook

i do not want to make content. i want to make music and i want to write. i do not want to make content

Kids are sitting at the table arguing about whether they’re eating spaghetti sauce or the blood of their enemies so we’re having a normal one over here at the Partnow house

Agreed. If she said it, that's reprehensible, but I'd like to see the full video.

And then immediately told on yourself, so that tracks

Brief important 🧵

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

Smoldering photo of fictional blockade runner Rhett Butler as portrayed by Clark Gable in the film Gone With the Wind

Smoldering photo of fictional blockade runner Han Solo as portrayed by Harrison Ford in the film Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Did somebody say blockade