sonic the hedgehog is standing in the snow with trees in the background and says that was cool ALT: sonic the hedgehog is standing in the snow with trees in the background and says that was cool

"I won't lie, Zan... Your sister's pretty cool. Pun entirely intended."

Insert record scratch as he stops

"You only thought to tell me this now?! After I went through all the trouble of... It doesn't matter. Don't stop being cold, love."

Begins to pepper her with kisses!

"Hmm, is that a trick question~?"

"Yes ma'am~! Oh, and don't mind the extra layers of clothes..."

". . . I wouldn't be opposed to it~"

"It was like biting into a frosted glaze donut~!"

Androgyny W!

Giggling sheepishly.

Wishes he could pass for either a pretty girl or handsome guy.

"Th-this is...n-nothing...! I feel nothing."

He was a terrible liar!

"Kuhuhu~! You're practically melting at my tou-?!"

Why couldn't he move? Was he frozen in place? Uh-oh!

". . . H-huh?!"

A massive grin had now formed on the spider's face.

"Of course! Sorry for scaring you like that, my spear-wielding friend..."

Pulls her up close with his webs before sealing the deal.

"There... Happy now?"

"Fine, if it'll make you be quiet..."

Hesitantly approaches her.

"So what if I am? You think I'm really scared of a little frostbite, Yuki?"

"Wow. You suck at flirting with women..."

"As you shou- Wait, I wasn't finished!"

"Eww! You were not given permission to soil my face with your filthy jam... Lips?"

"Plenty! He's always whispering something into my ear, telling me how badly I screwed up since *that day*, and how everyone's going to realize sooner or later that I'm no better than Queen Sectonia...!"

Taranza words start trailing off as he begins to dilate his pupils mid-rant.

"Yeah, it's been a thing ever since I had this one dream about a Black Mirror..."

"He can be a little unpredictable at times, so I try my best to keep him in check."

"The guy inside my head... Played a nasty April Fools prank on everyone..."

"Rick, everyone can tell when Dark Taranza possesses me... You're being a dick right now."

Pulling up his scarf.

"D-darn you, Fran..."

[NC]

"Whatever gave you that impression?"

"Nuh-uh! That was merely...a taunt...? Yes, a taunt!"

"Let me be clear: I hate it! And I especially loathe you, Francisca!"

"That Francisca...! How dare she treat me like her footstool!"

"How did you-?! No! I was just going to down some hot tea first!"

"I don't have cold feet... I just need to take some extra precautions."

"W-w-wait, you misheard! Keep your distance, Snow Queen!"

"Don't threaten me with a good time, Yuki Onna!"