I may actually believe this, hummus is too touchy for people who don't wanna think about levant politics the masses yearn for the political normalcy of the balkans

sensing a big season for roasted red pepper based dips and spreads if you thought brat summer was fun just wait for bulgarian summer

took a suit to the dry cleaner and they returned this but stole my cufflinks?

in the taqueria inventing new and terrifying pronouns

it's on sight if I see a german calling it "tekkkno"

the carolinas discovering a thirty year old dutch joke about belgium

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

*nudging my buddy* "they're skeeting about your girl."

bro, your multitudes are showing

can of "dog beer" in the fridge

gonna run to the fridge and grab a drink, y'all want anything?

golden lobster necklace from schiaperelli ss24

nothing on this godforsaken earth can keep me from the schiaparelli lobster, it's only a matter of time

everyone looks and moves just a little like a slutty bloodborne character with pipe organ blasting in the background, powerful vibe but who the fuck needed more tabi derbies in their life

margiela ss24 ready to wear clothes are kinda mid imo but the official runway vid really nailed the dissociative horror of having a corporeal form

man with a quad barrel horn and a hi-vis vest

doohickey spotted

Wikipedia page for "balogna cake", cake made with balogna and cream cheese

waging full gustatory jihad on the pto meeting with one of these bad boys

"key terms" section of a paper where they define "gamer"

if I'm ever in so deep I'm defining "gamer" in the lit review I'm counting on one of y'all to drag me back out

text from my sister showing that my mom ordered a popcorn bucket costume from Amazon

dutch snoep kritjes, look like little sticks of chalk

rating dutch licorice products until the glycyrrhizin stops my heart pt.1

was ready for the visceral thrill of biting into a stick of chalk but it lacks a certain crumbly je ne sais quoi and also taste like mint for some reason: 4/10