my mom bought me a pair of Nike White Genocides to celebrate 6 months on NoFap

yeah bro hook me up with the Nike White Genocides

my high school principal got fired because he started talking about NoFap during an assembly

white people be like my dad introduced me to NoFap

I wish they didn't give the one F-bomb in Avatar 3 to Jermaine Clement because Quaritch should have said "You motherfucker" after Spider shoots him in the arm.

Favourite first watches of January:

STELLA DALLAS (1937)
THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER (1940)
THE LADIES MAN (1961)
HEAVY TRAFFIC (1973)

screw you guys... ☝️☝️ I'm going home 👉👉

'TOMODACHI LIFE: LIVING THE DREAM' will have more gender identity options, per Nintendo producer Yoshiaki Koizumi.

"We plan to add [additional gender identities like] 'Nonbinary (AMAB)' and 'Nonbinary (AFAB)' by the time of the game's release."

(Source: IGN)

[ Stephen Sondheim tripping on the stairs and pages of the MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG script scatter across the floor ] oh fuckfuckfuck. okay, this scene goes here and uhhhh, this scene goes HERE, and then this scene.... okay this scene goes *here*

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 § 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘻𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘯.

One time, I got away with buying a pizza for 4 and asking the other three to each pay me back a third of the price.

Video games shouldn't be longer than 30 minutes from start to finish.

i figured it out. the little sister is the killer #SharpObjects

I'm the only one who recognizes that Mel is going to be influenced by Langdon to use benzos for her lawsuit anxiety and that she will develop an addiction by the next season

Laugh. And the world. The world laughs with you... Cry, I can't cry by myself.

they should add home invasions to pokemon go

they want you to believe that "Song Sung Blue" is a movie that exists

i see

i went to find beauty in everything and nobody knew you

chill on the tall student doctor in The Pitt. he just has autism

yep

hmmm today i will live by the sword

this was doomed toxic yuri

this was doomed toxic yuri

Your Soulseek shared folder saved my life

I wish they didn't give the one f-bomb to Jermaine Clement because Quaritch should have called Spider a "motherfucker" after he gets shot in the arm.

Red Rooms x Lil Uzi Vert

take me home, home button

there's blood on that blade
fuck me, i'm falling apart

this fleeting ass moment...