A black and white photo of four different impact implements laid out on a bed that has delicate floral sheets. From left to right. You see a wide wooden paddle made of cherry wood, a riding crop that has a leather wrapped shaft with rounded spikes sticking out of it, a large, long handled silicone bottle brush, and a black dildo of above average size with a built-in handle that has finger grips
Fun date idea
A black and white photo of four different impact implements laid out on a bed that has delicate floral sheets. From left to right. You see a wide wooden paddle made of cherry wood, a riding crop that has a leather wrapped shaft with rounded spikes sticking out of it, a large, long handled silicone bottle brush, and a black dildo of above average size with a built-in handle that has finger grips
Fun date idea
A black and white close up photo of my left hand gripping my left tot firmly with my erect nipple peeking through my fingers
The same kind of shot from the same angle, except this time my fingers and fingernails are squeezing that area tightly and pressing deeper in to show how much more I can't grip in one hand
Suggestive
I'm so problematically horny today that a commercial for a dishwasher pods came on and they said double Dawn power, but I heard double dong power and I got so ludicrously wet in the half a second it took me to figure out what they had really said.
They really are bigger
Y'know, the hits!
A black and white close up photo of my left hand gripping my left tot firmly with my erect nipple peeking through my fingers
The same kind of shot from the same angle, except this time my fingers and fingernails are squeezing that area tightly and pressing deeper in to show how much more I can't grip in one hand
Suggestive
A white nonbinary person wearing those fishnets with the fancy top and built in faux garters, and a pair of thong underwear. This is a very ass focused black and white photo, and you can see the thin part of the crotch of the panties is between their labia with their piercings on either side of the fabric
I've been loving my ass lately, so everybody wins💋
And sometimes, even after 20+ years, the sex is so good that your partner ends up randomly gnawing on your leg for the first time ever because they're not really in control anymore, on account of the bliss.
And sometimes, even after 20+ years, the sex is so good that your partner ends up randomly gnawing on your leg for the first time ever because they're not really in control anymore, on account of the bliss.
A white nonbinary person wearing those fishnets with the fancy top and built in faux garters, and a pair of thong underwear. This is a very ass focused black and white photo, and you can see the thin part of the crotch of the panties is between their labia with their piercings on either side of the fabric
I've been loving my ass lately, so everybody wins💋
A black and white upskirt photo showing my wet, bushy pussy. I am bent over and my outer labia are hanging apart because of the angle and the weight of the rings in my four labial piercings showing the beautiful folds between them. There's a small metal butt plug with a ring in the end sticking out of my ass
Just smack my thigh if you need air
It's *beautiful*
Heyyyy this one's mine!
A photo of a black, purple, and teal dildo handle with a vac u lock attachment on it. It looks very much like a double long bike handle grip with a long smooth plug shape that goes in toys.
I really like this handle from Shagsall! It's really sturdy and made it a lot easier to go as long as I want to, solo, without blowing out my wrist. Accessibility is important! Going to need more vac u lock toys, STAT
A photo of yours truly crossing their wrists above their tits with their hands facing down and they're palms facing out, pinching the ends of two scary looking metal clothes pins that are basically a strip of metal bent to be shaped like wooden clothes, pens, that are all one piece. I am pulling up on them so you can see all sorts of glorious pull marks and wrinkles on and around my nipples. I'm slightly back lit so you can see some of my armpit hair in the light, along with some of the detail of the lace 90 I am wearing, that is pulled down. Down. I am about to pull the clamps off eye nipples clean in one motion, from this position. Photo is black and white.
Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals! (Complimentary)
It's basically a radler!
A black and white upskirt photo showing my wet, bushy pussy. I am bent over and my outer labia are hanging apart because of the angle and the weight of the rings in my four labial piercings showing the beautiful folds between them. There's a small metal butt plug with a ring in the end sticking out of my ass
Just smack my thigh if you need air
And then be sure to complain about all the nsfw stuff in your feed
A buttplug shaped like a christmas tree
a dildo shaped and colored like a candy cane
i guess it's december, which means the christmas toys are back!
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
And a good time was had by all! I really love this tree plug from @funkittoys.bsky.social, it's really well designed and comfortable for long wear because of the long stem. Er, trunk.
Oh who am I kidding, just grab however many clothespins you want, I'm into it
A photo of several sex toys laid out on a dark orange towel. On the left we've got one of those vibrators with the little fine tip ball attachment, a beautiful Christmas tree butt plug in pearlescent green and white depicting a Christmas tree on a stand from funket toys, a couple of pretty hardcore metal clothes, pins, and a stainless steel double ended dildo with a large ball on one end and a smaller ball on the other.
Fun date idea
A photo of yours truly crossing their wrists above their tits with their hands facing down and they're palms facing out, pinching the ends of two scary looking metal clothes pins that are basically a strip of metal bent to be shaped like wooden clothes, pens, that are all one piece. I am pulling up on them so you can see all sorts of glorious pull marks and wrinkles on and around my nipples. I'm slightly back lit so you can see some of my armpit hair in the light, along with some of the detail of the lace 90 I am wearing, that is pulled down. Down. I am about to pull the clamps off eye nipples clean in one motion, from this position. Photo is black and white.
Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals! (Complimentary)
A photo of a bent over white non-binary person with an abundant body. You can see the fingers of both of their hands lightly gripping their ass cheeks and spreading to reveal not only a peek at their usual labia piercings, but also they are wearing a metal butt plug with a little gem. Their t-shirt is pulled up, and their very ordinary granny panties are pulled down almost to their knees. It's close cropped on the action, image is black and white
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If you want to verify my age, you can just count my grey pubes.
A black and white photo of a white person with an abundant body and tits pulling up the bottom of their dark heathered t-shirt to show the space between their tits, which look like they are going to fall out the bottom of the t-shirt any moment, and are straining against the fabric. Their nipples are slightly erect.
Plz insert one face
A photo of a bent over white non-binary person with an abundant body. You can see the fingers of both of their hands lightly gripping their ass cheeks and spreading to reveal not only a peek at their usual labia piercings, but also they are wearing a metal butt plug with a little gem. Their t-shirt is pulled up, and their very ordinary granny panties are pulled down almost to their knees. It's close cropped on the action, image is black and white
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