A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

It’s his day

White Tomb, by ALTAR OF PLAGUES 4 track album

happy earth day

Children Of Bodom - Everytime I Die YouTube video by cobofficial

surprised to see no Bodom commented here youtu.be/5cEK1OLhUKQ

The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!

next day after a cheese bender:

"Consider Sam Altman telling the world that he needed ChatGPT to tell him how to raise a baby. You exist. I exist. Our parents did not have LLMs, or even AI, and yet somehow we survived our childhoods"
Its a combo: intense hubris, contempt for other fields of knowledge, and lack of object permanence

Screenshot Of Bluesky on the Discover tab: Wholesome Facts: wait i just learned that to keep from drifting apart otters will hold hands and plan date nights Bluesky: You might have noticed the app glitching out a little bit today. We think it may be related to screenshots of Twitter/X so please refrain from posting those for now. gunman: wow wonder why everyones leaving twitter big mystery (Screenshot of Bluecheck user on Twitter) On my own: They don't give a fuck about you. They only care about their agenda and their woke cult. They don't just want your money. They want your blood. (quote tweet from Pop Crave: Sony reveals title of Bug Boy reboot: Bug Girl) (Poster of Bug Girl with Tagline: Little Bug. Big Heart.) (screenshot of twitter ends here) (The replies, favs and shares under the screenshot all read 000) Nostalgia ZONE: am i the only one who remembers myspace (screenshot of myspace) xxBritneyxx (~waffle mafia =]) Subject: Body: PLEASE OPEN: YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT IF... hello my name is kayla and i was killed by a drunk driver who stabbed me to death. the cops wouldn't even let my parents see my body because my corpse looked so crazy. send this to 5 people and repeat the phrase "kayla is so pretty" 10 times or i will be in your room tonight. PS i have no eyes or a face either && i'm dripping with blood [Proverbs 3:15-16] "Trust in the LORD with all (screenshot of myspace cuts off here) ms paint sonic: (reply to myspace screenshot) is this real

Screenshot of Bluesky: ms paint sonic: kayla is so pretty! :) blue thumb: just got evicted (upside down smiley emoji) sorry to ask this but please send what you can Wholesome Facts: (reply) here ya go (picture of a cat) did you know cats love their humans SO much? You got this (fist bump emoji) blue thumb: (reply) i don't have a cat. quest psx: i think it can pull through (screenshot of CNN Article) X (Formerly Twitter) has lost 99.99% of its traffic in last 5 days X Continues Its Pilgrimage Into Oblivion ONA Comic: (a 4 panel comic) panel 1: (blue guy holding 2 coffees) hey i made us some coffee panel 2: (green guy holding 2 coffees) but i made us coffee too panel 3: (blue guy still holding coffee) guess thats why i love ya panel 4: (green guy still holding coffee) aw title in corner: Our Neurodivergent Asses wood plant: i should delete twitter (screenshot of twitter) Saved By HIM @rockoXVII They made Bug Boy woke. Burn it all the fuck down. (quote tweet of official sony account) Sony: Hey it's me Bug Girl! I'm a little bug with a big heart! (the replies, favs and retweets look like they're melting onto the next post. they spell out "Kayla") Wholesome Facts: did you know dogs made bugboy woke

Alt text for 3rd screenshot is in the replies because it exceeds the character limit

Fourth screenshot of Bluesky: The posts are all red and melty and the replies, favs and shares all spell out "I am in your room" There is a face in the backround as well. (bottom of tweet from ms paint sonic:) and that man's name was Albert Einstein. Share with 10 people or he will rise from the grave. gunman: ❤❤❤GOD LOVES YOU❤❤❤ SHARE WITH 7 PEOPLE OR YOU WILL GO TO HELL Wholesome Facts: did you know god has no eyes or even a face && shes dripping with blood ONA Comic: "I do not give Facebook consent to use my pictures, information or posts." paste this into your status or Facebook will sell your information! (four panel webcomic is all fucked up with text layed over it that says: HELLO MY NAME IS KAYLA AND I WAS STABBED TO DEATH I HAVE NO EYES I HAVE NO FACE I AM IN YOUR BEDROOM) wood plant: YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT if you share this with 8 PEOPLE. IF YOU DO NOT SHARE THIS THEY WILL HUNT YOU

weird night on bluesky

Screenshot of 4 tweets on twitter. The first is of the FBI's official twitter account tweeting "READ AND SHARE" along with an image that says "WARNING: DO NOT LOOK AT THE INTERNET BETWEEN 12:01 AM AND 1:01 AM TONIGHT -Unplug every monitor in your household - Turn off your phone and leave it face down in an unoccupied room - Lock your doors" A user named "sonic daddy (single era)" responds with a tweet that says "wait what happens when I look at the internet" The FBI responds by saying "You will know suffering intimately, Sonic Daddy" sonic daddy responds "hm (thinking emoji) i'll think about it"

Screenshot of 8 tweets on twitter, all of which are red. Sad Kirby: "ew make it blue again" Joe Biden: "red :)" i love the dang beach: "why is nobody talking about the fact that twitter is red now" marios face (Response to i love the dang beach): "it isn't just twitter" Attached to the tweet are two images showing that other websites are red as well. One image is of Reddit and one is of Youtube. The posts on Reddit are all encouraging the reader to unlock their doors. The Youtube image shows a video titled "HOW TO UNLOCK YOUR DOORS (HOT)" daniel: raise your hand if you're looking at the internet even though the government said not to (raised hand emoji) sonic daddy (response to daniel): (A hand splayed emoji along with a picture of Spongebob raising his hand) McDonalds: Please unlock your doors sonic daddy: my ex gf who ghosted me the entire internet (handshake emoji) ✓red at 12:01 AM

5 more red tweets nemesis of trains (Quote tweeting a tweet from the Wendy's account that says "Unlock your doors."): "no (thumbs up emoji)" ps1 megaman: "red internets got netflix fucked up" Attached to the tweet is an image of a sitcom on netflix that looks very red. The subtitle on the screen says "[Audience Chants] UNLOCK YOUR DOORS UNLOCK YOUR DOORS UNLOCK YOUR DOORS" daniel: first the internet goes red and now someone is banging on all my doors like i don't have work in the morning (eye roll emoji) great little day i'm having here CNN: "BREAKING: UNLOCK YOUR DOORS RIGHT NOW" Attached to the tweet is an image of someone aggressively jerking on a door handle. sonic daddy: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Attached to the tweet is a red image of a small creature standing outside of a front door.

Twitter is blue again. There are 4 tweets. melting laptop (Quote tweeting sonic daddy's handshake tweet from earlier, with the text now all replaced with the words "help me"): "looks like twitter had a normal one last night" sara (Quote tweeting the Joe Biden tweet from earlier, but it now just says "help"): "?" FBI: "READ AND SHARE" Attached to the tweet is an image that says "WARNING: DO NOT POST OR EXPOSE ANYONE TO ANY SCREENSHOTS OR VIDEOS TAKEN OF THE INTERNET LAST NIGHT BETWEEN 12:01 AM AND 1:01 AM" dustin Couch: "screenshot time baby" Attached to the tweet are the four screenshots that you're looking at.

screenshot time baby

this album is disgusting and made me physically ill (complimentary)

(extremely Garm clean vocal voice): molested

Pure Wrath - Haven Of Echoes (Official video) YouTube video by Debemur Morti Productions

yes.. YES

christ this sucks man jeez

yeah the eyemaster is a way better cheap solution than the behringer imo

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

me (buzzing into jeopardy): what is my meat

Yves 'NAIL (feat.Lolo Zouaï)‘ Official MV YouTube video by PAIX PER MIL

Yves 'NAIL (feat.Lolo Zouaï)‘ Official MV

🔗 youtu.be/04l_GY_v5Wk

Q: Please introduce NAIL, which comes out on the 17th.
My 4th EP NAIL logs and expresses the state of the body - not what’s inside - as sensations. Just as how you can still feel sensations without anyone having to say a word, I hope this album is relatable even without elaboration.

“Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army.”

This was kind of what it was like watching Starbucks and Bella Hadid launch NFTs, except the US economy wasn't propped up by it

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8

this is cool as hell

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

Orban't

me and statue of hieronymous bosch

bosch time