ヘルメスとメーティオン（ffxiv Hermes and meteion

i ask a question to the stars
the same color as your clear eyes
the answer born out of the history built by god
tastes like sand
#ffxiv #meteion

whoahhhh what a weird april fool's dream....its as if i was channeling some freak crown prince with ennui....huh..... (thank you all for bearing with my shenanigans, here was the man of the hour himself!)

i should have not told him to do a backflip.

seeing these two figures...i do not know of them, but they give me such a strange feeling....familiarity............a conundrum....

the jester in full confidence has told me that you and i are "completely and totally yuri". do not deny your destiny @ warrioroflight

@ warrioroflight i think you should be miku. please respond y/y

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do i need glasses.

the only one who burns brightest is the warrior of light....

oh, i do know. a sniveling little coward who wouldn't even face me! in my own body! could you imagine the opportunity!

(dies) (wakes up) (finds that i have woken up in a completely different body) (finds that my body is actually missing and is possessed by a completely different guy) you know. life might as well just be like this

as i am in exile one must make do with what they have......tch...............but i have raided one such home in garlemald for such things.....i have, yes....

wrymblood was....hm. perhaps he could use such inventions as well. gaius at least had the modesty to take showers sometimes

you heard me.

is my friend, my enemy there? no? i hardly could care less, then :/

hrm.................................no, wait, he has done a cartwheel in front of me. it was faintly amusing. hm......carry on, jester..........do a backflip off the towers next

i have had ENOUGH of this wretched little gremlin of an ascian.......do inform me as to why he is the way that he IS!! a nuisance in violet, and a buffoon to boot!

@ warrioroflight forgot to inform you following my excursion within your body. please do get acquainted with the garlean invention they call 24-hour deodorant

my friend....will you consider my attentions now? would you? ...please? pretty please? [no response] [walking away] [returning with a cool-ass giant scythe and a cape] was that dimwitted garlean fellow bothering you

they are not forgotten nor are they worthy to consider as opponents, but i have therefore relocated them to my mental tier of, as the clown has suggested, "KEEP SLAYING, QUEENS"

"zenos, you're only 26 and you should be at the club" if the club offers the thrill of dancing near death, souls igniting with boundless indulgence and fury, sharing each other's rapturous breaths in clashes over a field of fire and blood- oh it does? hm.

by whatever do you mean. my great-grandfather has passed! .... surely you jest. surely you....(squinting) surely... (squinting extremely hard) ..........................................no. must be another fellow

who is even going to clean all this up

the clown has requested i do some sort of..."tier list". behold. feast your eyes. know you are beneath me. (unless you are the wol then disregard this)

jester. come hither. share this post amongst those brainwashed supporters you have. it seems charged with some cursed energy...tch. i shall not have my friend ignore my requests. any kiss shall only be a small bonus to the fire of battle they will bring to me

so i murdered my tutor as a child and caused widespread destruction and ignored that idiotic notion called "politics" he tried to ingrain in me but nooooo apparently my brief little stint of being a fan of les miserables when i was but twelve years old was too much for father

i will never support women's rights. i will only support their wrongs. if a woman comes to me asking for power to decimate her enemies and cause carnage widespread, i will immediately give her a promotion

"you don't even know your dear rival's name" you speak to me with such asinine certainty i wonder if you were even born with with a brain. of course i know what it is. first name "warrior" last name "of light"