OFF reference!!!!!!

Just learned raw arugula is not supposed to burn on your tongue like acid

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A combined April Fools day and 4/20 Mortasheen monster (but fully canon, with fully playable stats) is on my Patreon, more serious monster coming before the month's end

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photo of a country road, in the dark to the side, multiple creatures with fish hooks instead of heads crawl towards the photographer

The Fishers

a grotesquely elongated, gigantic face floats in the darkness of a hallway at night, mouth open

man in the hallway at night

base photo by @neonrot.bsky.social thank you!!

Don't go yet twin you're missing your "free" weekly bright dust from the weekly rewards doohickey along with whatever these are

Yeah it kinda seems they just pointed to Venoct and Venoct-likes over and over again instead of making new Coolguys™️:[

I think those are moreso because they're something other that has taken on elements of human in order to hunt more efficiently rather than something other (that we need to relate to) that embodies something else

Awful Hospital: Seriously the Worst Ever

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Awful Hospital update

Hey #PortfolioDay!
My name is Eduardo and I use photoshop make the kind of picture that your mom would see on facebook and think "is this real?"
I'm open for commercial work! Hit me up for your covers, illustration, thumbnails...

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We can do it together with the power of lying and putting crabs in places they're not supposed to be

I wish land crabs were so common everywhere that we had to specify "sea crabs" instead. I wish the word "crab" on its own in any language brought to mind an animal you find in the woods.

A picture of a bedroom in the morning. A large mass of vines has entered through the open window and covers most of the bed and wall. On the bed, the plant betrays the shape of a person beneath, choked in their sleep as they lied in a fetal position. Small, purple flowers bloom around them.

A closeup of an eye. Seen through the pupil, a group of small jellyfish floats calmly through the fluid of the vitreous body.

Beneath clear pond waters, colourful carps swim around water lilies whose leaves repeat infinitely. The fish, despite their strange Mandelbrot forms, move around with grace.

I don't have a "no AI" disclaimer on my bio.
I refuse to define myself based on the existence of the machine that's poisoning society. I make things with my human hands and eyes and time. That's as much as a bio should say, I think. Anyone who reads it should understand without me referencing AI.

Alien planet scene I drew at 12 or 13 years old

folks, it's a birthday miracle

One of my leeches resting lile a person (the smaller end of a leech is the head. Both ends have retractable suction cups)

throwback style post-it with Graphite of varying grades. Dry, flat plain stretches into the distance, decorated with an assortment of upside-down crucified warped humanoids

#DarkArt #WeirdArt #StayStrangeArt

dragon_sandwiches - Twitch BIRTHDAY STREAM! Doin' stuff idk

It's my birthday so I'm playing whatever I want! #vtuber #pngtuber www.twitch.tv/dragon_sandw...

Key/keychain rack maybe? But who the hell has so many keys...

skinless painterly style portrait of a skull like face and shoulders with one eye, in tones of olive / yellow / rose / pink

man made of meat

NEW: Artemis II astronauts noticed a green, glowing entrance to the core of the Moon during the flyby on Monday evening.
"Houston, the Moon's haunted," reported the crew.

Oh, didn't know you were moving apartments! Hope that went well!!

Mortasheen for sale at Goblins of the Gorge in Gresham, Oregon

Awful Hospital: Seriously the Worst Ever

I did update awful hospital. Had most of it ready to go for weeks but was too busy with the apartment move

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what

Would you like a fucking medal too

like for the gaslight district retweet for zombie college

I miss him every day

Oh my god. What the fuck. Oh my GODDDDDD Epic is going down the shitter

Oh oops, sorry to assume!