WAIT WHAT

just had to buy son his 3rd pair of soccer boots in 6 months.. if his foot could pick a size and stay there for AN season, that would be aces.

Sasha Banks No GIF Alt: Sasha Banks No GIF

Kid playing against my son got a red card for racially abusing the ref. That team's parents were howling over the card so the ref jogged over to the sidelines and explained what the card was for then said, stone cold:

✨If you want that kid to still play, you're a bad parent.✨

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

In Rose's 100th start 🫡

Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? Deluxe (1992)

isnt that a felony?

im pretty sure its a felony

I was worried coming into today's match with Derby County after a dominant win at Wrexham and when we went down 1 goal, the #SaintsFC of last season would have rolled over.

This win feels G O O D.

In another instance of #Microslop being absolute dog shit, both my kid's #Xbox now go to a frozen black screen if you hit the home/xbox button lol.

Just magnificent work they are not doing over there at Microslop HQ. Genuinely fine.

nah he's on to something. I think I'm going to start optimizing costs and stop paying my rent so I can operate at a pace that ensures I can move forward.

The who's who of Siege in NA got rolled by the .. who?

Doki Doki Literature Club is a widely celebrated piece of videogame art, discusses deeply difficult topics in sincere and meaningful ways, and Google Play needs to revert the removal of the game immediately.

Steve Vai is a goddamn wizard

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

The Codex has all the core rules AND the entire starter module ready to run with maps and everything in it to help you both learn to run and play the game.

It is ~S L I C K~

Daughter playing Overwatch w her bf: Did you just swap to Reaper?
Him: yeah
Her: ok edgelord
Him: what?
Her: they should make a Hot Topic skin for Reaper. Do you want to go to the mall tomorrow and buy a butterfly knife?
Him: .... what?

Meanwhile I'm dying.

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NMS jumped it 6 updates ago, now they are lining up as many sharks as they can find to see how many they can do at once

No Man's Sky installing on a steam client

TURN
BASED
CREATURE
BATTLES

IN NO MANS SKY??

GOD DAMNIT SEAN

WREXHAM WHO?! #SaintsFC

Paragons RPG Starter Kit A boxed set with everything you need to learn and play Paragons: The Roleplaying Game.

One of the current best Super Hero TTRPGs out there has a new kickstarter for a Starter Kit (and a bundle that gets you a hardcover of the core book).

And its planning to ship this summer 👀

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bro...

Paragons RPG Starter Kit A boxed set with everything you need to learn and play Paragons: The Roleplaying Game.

One of the current best Super Hero TTRPGs out there has a new kickstarter for a Starter Kit (and a bundle that gets you a hardcover of the core book).

And its planning to ship this summer 👀

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bro...

Is the chair of this foundation named Aoman Rbramovich

Screenshot from Riven

He is riven

The lead up to Shea's goal to win the match against Arsenal highlights what Cyle Larin has brought into the squad. We have had big physical 9s but none of them for the last 8ish years have been able to win, holdup, and distribute like this. #SaintsFC have missed this desperately.

Ross Stewart wheels away after giving Southampton the lead against Arsenal

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽🏆 Arsenal Stunned by Southampton Exit

Arsenal crashed out of the FA Cup after a 2-1 defeat to Southampton. Stewart and Charles struck for Saints, with Gyokeres’ equaliser not enough as Arteta’s side suffered another disappointing cup setback.

#SaintsFC and beating Arsenal, name a more iconic duo.

tin foil hats will be immediately distributed to all staff and players.