NAPOLEON (returning from the dead after 200 years): You can prevent soldiers from getting WHAT????????????????

It’s critical to note that this clip should be taken as evidence that Trump is (obviously) taking cuts of the funds being used to build his new white house ballroom, the arc, etc

yeah, that’s right, albeit with caveat that i think x is worse than 4chan. you take the atmosphere of a particularly nasty 4chan subboard and then scale it up to a website where heads of state and ceos of leading corps all post

The problem is this post-Moses trend in treating the "community" as if it's monolithic and knows more about transportation planning than the experts. We as a society can say "more transit good, road expansion bad" and ask locals to weigh in on where staircases go, not "should this even happen?"

i think the military refused orders, which is why trump very suddenly promised no invasion and caved to a non-deal. he doesn’t just autonomously do that

this is why i sort of expect to find out post-2028 that they had plans in Jan to seize Greenland

oh my god they put a cope cage around the US embassy radar dome

It’s the combination of high neuroticism, high openness to experience, and low agreeableness that does it IMO

I have made this joke before but if you want a working definition of Blueskyism you could do a lot worse than “arriving at the airport 3+ hours early to a domestic flight and getting upset other people don’t”

These look really cool.

The Strange Death of Orbánism Franz Pokorny

Hungarian taxpayers paid American “post-liberal” Rod Dreher $105,000 last year to produce propaganda for Orban’s regime. www.jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-strang...

It bears repeating that historically, the #1 thing that keeps people alive in hard times and disasters is “the ability to play well with others”

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

The fact that every major police union endorsed Donald Trump is under appreciated in our political discourse.

no one worried about birth rates online has tuned a PID controller before

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

https://www.theonion.info/

Again: young people might not realize that this kind of repugnant racism was unacceptable to express publicly, *not that long ago*.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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‘Simply stop giving millionaires water for literally free’ is one of the most insane sounding but actually serious policy solutions out there

Send-Bernie-to-Kentucky-to-make-one-(1)-speech-about-M4A-and-we-can-beat-Mitch-McConnell-ass take.

It’s important to be raised in such a way that you feel vaguely guilty if your ever go to a new place and don’t wander around its museums for a bit, even if the museums aren’t very good and you aren’t very interested in them.

FDR and the New Deal kickstarted the greatest period of economic expansion in American and possibly world history

The Arc de Triomphe was commissioned to honor Napoleon in 1806. By the time construction had really begun in earnest, Napoleon had suffered a disastrous military defeat and had been forced into exile.

"they caught a picture of the bullet in flight that didn't kill the president" is some goddamn cyberpunk shit

As a midlevel litigator, I've noticed that AI is really speeding up how quickly I can do basic research of the kind I cut my teeth on as a junior, but it still requires significant analysis and judgment. AI is going to throttle the pipeline for midlevels but the need for midlevels isn't going away.

Rural whites when Democrats try to help them in literally anyway

One of my friends has some pretty MAGA relatives, and, he was saying that they only cared about the “no war” and trans issues, and a. Think Trump lied to them about the first and b. No longer actually care about the 2nd (ie the propaganda isn’t hitting)

So I was driving around today and noticed that TWO of the turbo Trump supporters have taken all their trump shit down.

Really feels like the dam is breaking

>European cruise lines are the only ones willing to run the Hormuz blockade

Someone help me I think I’m having a stroke