This guy is looking for a third or fourth wife. He's a polygamist. Betcha.

What Democratic leaders? Republicans control all branches: exec, both legislative houses, judicial. What could any Dem leader actually do? :(

Let's all make a pledge to only de-natzify shit, and never re-natzify shit.

I just found out that the word for "toes" in Spanish translates to FEET FINGERS and I'm not ok. This day was the worst

No seriously wait, how tf did this man still own a gun?!?

So the 4 year old and the man are doing literally the same thing in this story, just at two *slightly* different developmental stages.

But where is the Rotel in this equation? It's almost perfect. But you could have achieved nirvana

WHY DO YOU HATE THE LETTER Y

Yo La tengo? You me and everyone we know? Yeah yeah yeahs? Yankovic, Al? ;)

He lied about the vasectomy. She can lie about the "miscarriage."