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is it possible to read one sentence in a day?

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no, YOU are the one who stopped watching an old siskel and ebert sneak previews episode to spend five minutes trying to clip it so that it sounds like gene siskel is saying "it's anime", what are you talking about?

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GET BACK ON YOUR SHIP & MAKE A LOT MORE YOU KNOW WHAT.

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Smexy Birdo

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@farfromsubtle.bsky.social recommending this based on word of mouth. Warm regards, wishing for happy wrists and many joys.

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Animal crossing population growing box art but I have edited it so the logo now says "welcome to spheal crossing population: spheal" and all the characters in and around the house have been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal
There is also a circle sticker on the right side that says "special present on card! Spheal included!" and there is another spheal in the sticker

Animal crossing population growing box art but I have edited it so the logo now says "welcome to spheal crossing population: spheal" and all the characters in and around the house have been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal There is also a circle sticker on the right side that says "special present on card! Spheal included!" and there is another spheal in the sticker

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a small brown and white striped animal is flying in the air . Alt: Furry walking

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Call My Hearse Now

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Covers, Babes, Dangerous Women, M.E. Sherwood, Magazine, Off Beat Detective

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New to BlueSky, huh?

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THE SPECIAL LONG PHONE FOR BIFFO makes its long-awaited return as Biffo places an order for Bulbs from the General Store. Also his ear has turned the same hue as the Special Long Phone For Biffo.
BIFFO: Is that the General Store?-- Biffo here-- I want a dozen bulbs, please--

THE SPECIAL LONG PHONE FOR BIFFO makes its long-awaited return as Biffo places an order for Bulbs from the General Store. Also his ear has turned the same hue as the Special Long Phone For Biffo. BIFFO: Is that the General Store?-- Biffo here-- I want a dozen bulbs, please--

Beano #1287, March 18, 1967

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shemp scampi

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Turkish lamps

#art #photo #photography #nightphotography #lamps #Turkishlamp #Tainan #ECK #LightAndShadow
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How many hot dogs today m'lord?

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also Natural Hominy?

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Cadbury Gary Milk? hope not.

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narrow 4

#art #photo #photography #streetphotography #alley #Tainan
#LightAndShadow #ECK #brickroad
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Screenshot from Riven

Screenshot from Riven

He is riven

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got possessed by the Weed Ghost again. he made me smoke so much weed

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Dick shows his teacher a drawing of a Cock.
TEACHER: A weather cock, Dick?
DICK: Yes, Teacher-- It was the only bird I saw for long enough to draw it!

Dick shows his teacher a drawing of a Cock. TEACHER: A weather cock, Dick? DICK: Yes, Teacher-- It was the only bird I saw for long enough to draw it!

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佛像彫刻 10

#art #photo #photography #nightphotography #mascaw #LightAndShadow #bird #streetphotography #Tainan #ECK
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“Vera,” said the countess, turning to her older daughter, obviously not her favorite. “How is it you have no notion of anything?”

Excerpt From
War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy, Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky
https://books.apple.com/us/book/war-and-peace/id460819556
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“Vera,” said the countess, turning to her older daughter, obviously not her favorite. “How is it you have no notion of anything?” Excerpt From War and Peace Leo Tolstoy, Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky https://books.apple.com/us/book/war-and-peace/id460819556 This material may be protected by copyright.

“I often think how unfairly life’s good fortune is sometimes distributed. Why has fate given you two such nice children (excluding Anatole, your youngest, I don’t like him),” she put in peremptorily, raising her eyebrows, “such lovely children? And you really value them less than anyone and are therefore unworthy of them.”
		And she smiled her rapturous smile.”

Excerpt From
War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy, Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky
https://books.apple.com/us/book/war-and-peace/id460819556
This material may be protected by copyright.

“I often think how unfairly life’s good fortune is sometimes distributed. Why has fate given you two such nice children (excluding Anatole, your youngest, I don’t like him),” she put in peremptorily, raising her eyebrows, “such lovely children? And you really value them less than anyone and are therefore unworthy of them.” And she smiled her rapturous smile.” Excerpt From War and Peace Leo Tolstoy, Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky https://books.apple.com/us/book/war-and-peace/id460819556 This material may be protected by copyright.

“The count is suffering both physically and morally, and it seems you have taken care to cause him as much moral suffering as possible.”
		“May I see the count?” Pierre repeated.
		“Hm! … If you want to kill him, to kill him outright, you may see him.”

Excerpt From
War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy, Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky
https://books.apple.com/us/book/war-and-peace/id460819556
This material may be protected by copyright.

“The count is suffering both physically and morally, and it seems you have taken care to cause him as much moral suffering as possible.” “May I see the count?” Pierre repeated. “Hm! … If you want to kill him, to kill him outright, you may see him.” Excerpt From War and Peace Leo Tolstoy, Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky https://books.apple.com/us/book/war-and-peace/id460819556 This material may be protected by copyright.

I’m reading War and Peace, and you know, probably a lot more people would read it if they knew just how extremely cunty the dialogue is

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