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I Punch Nazis

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Happy holidays cutie

You better. Imma hold you to that now

It's proven science

Sometimes when I come home after being away All day, my dog will pee a little because of how excited he is to see me...
None of my friends pee when they see me..
Fakes....

...wait... huh... uh...who.... you did what.... how.... why..?

Family traditions
Happy thanksgiving

As do i. I miss going in and shuffling through cd's or cassettes til I found what I wanted. Or listening to samples of the albums by scanning the barcode and throwing on the headphones... was a cool time to be alive.. now I just collect vinyls

Time machine

What the fig?

"...when the hulkster runs wild on you"

You did this to yourself

Unpopular opinion: Fight me edition.

The McRib sucks ass. It's not good and the time of year it shows up seems completely random. What does the mcrib have to do with Thanksgiving or christmas?

If you don't find farts funny...

Then you're a loser...

Because you are choosing to have less joy in your life...

With the exact same amount of farts.

Please do this. I wanna know

Hey! Equality is cool.
Let's do that, ok?
Ok.

Be a shame if someone exercised their promised freedoms in america...

it's clear now that republican trolls are squatting here. i know it's tempting to engage, but i cannot stress enough that blocking is the only way to preserve this community. block and move on. block and move on. block and move on.

Shut up meemaw!

1 for you
6 for me
1 for you
8 for me

H O T T O G O

I bet aliens ride past Earth and lock their doors.

The year is 1997. You just got home from school. You powered up the pc and now you're at the MS DOS prompt screen. What command you putting in?

I don't join book clubs

Everything