I’m so excited to give grace her valentines present I think I did a good job

hiiiiiiiiii

💛

call her simple syrup the way I got her Monin

they realllllly liked this one on the other app 😝

crazy that they made tuxedos for your johnson

been getting a lot of love boners* recently and I have no idea how to feel about it

*dick has been getting hard from genuine non-sexual intimacy

Great lift today 🥳

I think so too, she can borrow if whenever she wants!!!

Do you think my mom will be mad if I steal the mini donkey and keep him in my condo

went halves on an almond

Left two fish tacos in my car last night on accident, terrified to walk into my garage

don’t worry babe I’m chaotic good

Yes it do be

sending someone 3 versions of a post in your drafts and asking them which one they like the most is more intimate than sex

I might have noticed immediately after posting the first time and then maybeeeeee reposted and tried to make it even worse 😂

Dude idk😭 I think I’ve just always been a little hamstring bias genetically. RDL’s (dumbell or barbell depending on how my lower back feels), laying hamstring curls, and goodmornings have always been my 3 favorites though!!! and deep heavy squats but that hits everything

THANK YOUUU

Marking pics “adult” feels way better than “flagging for nudity”

Legs on the weekend when the gym is quiet and I’m not in a rush >>>>

All you really gotta do to combat depression unmedicated is sacrifice about 15 years of heart health to severe caffeine abuse and lock in

I think the capitalization helps keep it in line

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT CENSOR BLUESKY ON TWITTER IT COULD BE EXTREMELY MISINTERPRETED 😭

Twitter? More like SHITTER

Wait are people actually coming over here to hangout again, that could be fun 🤠

So how we doing over here guys

hi

this shit public now of what?

ok the new symbol for the app got my attention, now what is going to keep me here 👀

Can’t believe I’m built like this