Stalking Yelp to see the reviews family members are leaving for a restaurant we just left is my new religion.

I can’t believe I’m still shaving my toes for this shit.

overheard a lady telling security her drink was drugged & now i’m annoyed because i had no idea i could order one that way.

My husband has a drone, and he’s really good at going “dang, I should’ve brought the drone,” so that’s not him with the drones.

Oops sorry, I only watched your story by accident after I watched my own for the 100th time.

[Open on a man who is fed up with the local cafe's inability to keep utensils stocked for customers.]

“THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!"

If you’re chill it’s a think piece if you’re weird it’s a manifesto

People think I'm crazy because I talk to my cat. But what am I supposed to do…just ignore him when he asks me a question??

I get anxious in any restaurant that's too fancy to keep trash barrels in the dining area.