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Posts by Eli Gundry

the freddy got fingered vcd with the tagline "You all want to FUNNY with me together!!" as described in the post

the freddy got fingered vcd with the tagline "You all want to FUNNY with me together!!" as described in the post

i was searching ebay for dvds of freddy got fingered and saw this strange bootleg vcd with the tagline "You all want to FUNNY with me together!!"

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Last.fm collage: Kicking Television, Live in Chicago by Wilco [24 scrobbles], All My Heroes Are Cornballs by JPEGMAFIA [18 scrobbles], Innocent Country 2 by Quelle Chris [18 scrobbles], Since I Left You (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) by The Avalanches [18 scrobbles], October Song by Lightning Bug [13 scrobbles], Find Out What Happens When People Stop Being Polite, And Start Gettin Reel by Hype Williams [12 scrobbles], Kissing Luck Goodbye by ADULT. [9 scrobbles], Phantasy & Reality by Lynn Avery [9 scrobbles], I'll Be Waving As You Drive Away by Hayden Pedigo [7 scrobbles]

Last.fm collage: Kicking Television, Live in Chicago by Wilco [24 scrobbles], All My Heroes Are Cornballs by JPEGMAFIA [18 scrobbles], Innocent Country 2 by Quelle Chris [18 scrobbles], Since I Left You (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) by The Avalanches [18 scrobbles], October Song by Lightning Bug [13 scrobbles], Find Out What Happens When People Stop Being Polite, And Start Gettin Reel by Hype Williams [12 scrobbles], Kissing Luck Goodbye by ADULT. [9 scrobbles], Phantasy & Reality by Lynn Avery [9 scrobbles], I'll Be Waving As You Drive Away by Hayden Pedigo [7 scrobbles]

Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-...

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

This was absolutely one of the most striking things about moving from suburban Atlanta to Manhattan when I was in my 20s. I remember being back home for a visit and, like, struggling to articulate to my parents just how different—and how much better and friendlier—the world felt on foot.

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The joke about Akinyele licensing “Put It In Your Mouth” to a Kirby game on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is one of the silliest and most specific bits I have seen in a long time!!!! This is the stuff I like!!!

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A vintage Toyota HiAce

A vintage Toyota HiAce

A vintage Toyota HiAce

A vintage Toyota HiAce

A vintage Toyota HiAce

A vintage Toyota HiAce

Was walking the dog and this van stopped me in my tracks

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picture of large poster ad on DC metro that says: "Kalshi rule #4 we operate under US law"

picture of large poster ad on DC metro that says: "Kalshi rule #4 we operate under US law"

not sure what is more odd: that it apparently didn't crack the top three, or that it is being advertised on the DC metro

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'Inside the NBA' had the viral Pacers couple join the show tonight.

Shaq was particularly honest and also offered to buy them an engagement ring. 🏀📺🤣 #NBA

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lol x.com/gracecamille...

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Last.fm collage: Days by Real Estate [20 scrobbles], who told you to think​?​?​!​!​?​!​?​!​?​! by Milo [15 scrobbles], We Buy Diabetic Test Strips by Armand Hammer [13 scrobbles], Psychic Chasms by Neon Indian [12 scrobbles], VOLUMES: ONE (SELECTIONS FROM MUSIC CONCERTS 2019-2023 BON IVER 6 PIECE BAND) by Bon Iver [11 scrobbles], Girlfriend by Grace Ives [11 scrobbles], Downfall of the Neon Youth by Parannoul [9 scrobbles], Safe in the Hands of Love by Yves Tumor [9 scrobbles], To See the Next Part of the Dream by Parannoul [8 scrobbles]

Last.fm collage: Days by Real Estate [20 scrobbles], who told you to think​?​?​!​!​?​!​?​!​?​! by Milo [15 scrobbles], We Buy Diabetic Test Strips by Armand Hammer [13 scrobbles], Psychic Chasms by Neon Indian [12 scrobbles], VOLUMES: ONE (SELECTIONS FROM MUSIC CONCERTS 2019-2023 BON IVER 6 PIECE BAND) by Bon Iver [11 scrobbles], Girlfriend by Grace Ives [11 scrobbles], Downfall of the Neon Youth by Parannoul [9 scrobbles], Safe in the Hands of Love by Yves Tumor [9 scrobbles], To See the Next Part of the Dream by Parannoul [8 scrobbles]

Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-...

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
a snippet of the Chubby Cherub manual for NES. Large header text that reads:

IDENTIFICATION OF THOSE WHO OBSTRUCT CHUBBY CHERUB

Below are hand drawn pixelated images:
DOG - 100 points
Chow Chow - cannot be killed.
Bull Dog - 200 points
Crow - cannot be killed

a snippet of the Chubby Cherub manual for NES. Large header text that reads: IDENTIFICATION OF THOSE WHO OBSTRUCT CHUBBY CHERUB Below are hand drawn pixelated images: DOG - 100 points Chow Chow - cannot be killed. Bull Dog - 200 points Crow - cannot be killed

Chubby Cherub (NES)

1 week ago 521 144 5 12
@ItsBCJim

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

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Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

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Last.fm collage: Michigan by Sufjan Stevens [18 scrobbles], Spirit of Eden by Talk Talk [16 scrobbles], nothing by Darkside [12 scrobbles], Habibi by Habibi [11 scrobbles], Singin’ to an Empty Chair by Ratboys [11 scrobbles], Any Other City by Life Without Buildings [10 scrobbles], High Life by Eno • Hyde [7 scrobbles], Hot Rats by Frank Zappa [7 scrobbles], DJ-Kicks: Sofia Kourtesis by Sofia Kourtesis [4 scrobbles]

Last.fm collage: Michigan by Sufjan Stevens [18 scrobbles], Spirit of Eden by Talk Talk [16 scrobbles], nothing by Darkside [12 scrobbles], Habibi by Habibi [11 scrobbles], Singin’ to an Empty Chair by Ratboys [11 scrobbles], Any Other City by Life Without Buildings [10 scrobbles], High Life by Eno • Hyde [7 scrobbles], Hot Rats by Frank Zappa [7 scrobbles], DJ-Kicks: Sofia Kourtesis by Sofia Kourtesis [4 scrobbles]

Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-...

2 weeks ago 5 0 0 0
tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

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LinkedIn Is Illegally Searching Your Computer Microsoft is running one of the largest corporate espionage operations in modern history. Every time any of LinkedIn’s one billion users visits linkedin.com, hidden code searches their computer for in...

The herpes of the internet is back at it: browsergate.eu

2 weeks ago 37 21 3 0
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<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

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Last.fm collage: Friend by James K [56 scrobbles], TIGRAY FUNK by Sideshow [32 scrobbles], in filth your mystery is kingdom / far smile peasant in yellow music by Dagmar Zuniga [27 scrobbles], DJ-Kicks (Moodymann) [DJ Mix] by Moodymann [25 scrobbles], Singin’ to an Empty Chair by Ratboys [22 scrobbles], Spirit of Eden by Talk Talk [22 scrobbles], Dust by Laurel Halo [21 scrobbles], Late Night Tales: Barry Can't Swim (LNT Mix) by Barry Can't Swim [19 scrobbles], Until the Quiet Comes by Flying Lotus [18 scrobbles]

Last.fm collage: Friend by James K [56 scrobbles], TIGRAY FUNK by Sideshow [32 scrobbles], in filth your mystery is kingdom / far smile peasant in yellow music by Dagmar Zuniga [27 scrobbles], DJ-Kicks (Moodymann) [DJ Mix] by Moodymann [25 scrobbles], Singin’ to an Empty Chair by Ratboys [22 scrobbles], Spirit of Eden by Talk Talk [22 scrobbles], Dust by Laurel Halo [21 scrobbles], Late Night Tales: Barry Can't Swim (LNT Mix) by Barry Can't Swim [19 scrobbles], Until the Quiet Comes by Flying Lotus [18 scrobbles]

What a month! Here's what I've been listening to! www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-...

2 weeks ago 3 0 0 0
nine inch nails pretty freight machine

nine inch nails pretty freight machine

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

3 weeks ago 6286 1536 40 39
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Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

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Last.fm collage: Dust by Laurel Halo [14 scrobbles], Since I Left You (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) by The Avalanches [13 scrobbles], Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys [13 scrobbles], Quarantine by Laurel Halo [12 scrobbles], Written into Changes by Avalon Emerson [10 scrobbles], Friend by James K [9 scrobbles], SPACE 1.8 by Nala Sinephro [9 scrobbles], EXPO by Ulrika Spacek [9 scrobbles], U by underscores [9 scrobbles]

Last.fm collage: Dust by Laurel Halo [14 scrobbles], Since I Left You (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) by The Avalanches [13 scrobbles], Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys [13 scrobbles], Quarantine by Laurel Halo [12 scrobbles], Written into Changes by Avalon Emerson [10 scrobbles], Friend by James K [9 scrobbles], SPACE 1.8 by Nala Sinephro [9 scrobbles], EXPO by Ulrika Spacek [9 scrobbles], U by underscores [9 scrobbles]

Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-...

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

A top 5 record for me and this single has a case for my favorite song ever.

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

this joke is for like three people

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March, 19-21: God is a comedian A stiff drink is recommended

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation.

I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment.

This summary is just fantastic.

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Beach Court (Hard Dunk, Arcade, Sega AM3, 1994)

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Last.fm collage: in filth your mystery is kingdom / far smile peasant in yellow music by Dagmar Zuniga [24 scrobbles], Friend by James K [13 scrobbles], Velocity: Design: Comfort. by Sweet Trip [12 scrobbles], beyond old names, everyone's songs. by what is your name? [11 scrobbles], Dive by Tycho [10 scrobbles], PUSH & PAINT by Bruiser Wolf [8 scrobbles], How to Make a Breakfast by Land Whales [8 scrobbles], Dust by Laurel Halo [6 scrobbles], Midnight Zone (Original Soundtrack to the Film by Julian Charrière) by Laurel Halo [4 scrobbles]

Last.fm collage: in filth your mystery is kingdom / far smile peasant in yellow music by Dagmar Zuniga [24 scrobbles], Friend by James K [13 scrobbles], Velocity: Design: Comfort. by Sweet Trip [12 scrobbles], beyond old names, everyone's songs. by what is your name? [11 scrobbles], Dive by Tycho [10 scrobbles], PUSH & PAINT by Bruiser Wolf [8 scrobbles], How to Make a Breakfast by Land Whales [8 scrobbles], Dust by Laurel Halo [6 scrobbles], Midnight Zone (Original Soundtrack to the Film by Julian Charrière) by Laurel Halo [4 scrobbles]

Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-...

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
Marge Simpson sits on the couch in the Simpsons family living room. 
She says "do you feel inert, like a spectator to your own life-"

She begins to dissolve into smoke, as does the couch. 
"-a thing passing on rails outside your window as you sit there and watch?"

Marge and the couch continue to fade away, half the couch is gone now, Marge's upper half fully gone.
"You don't have to die to become a ghost."

Marge's body and the couch are gone, but her face stares blankly out of the wall.

Marge Simpson sits on the couch in the Simpsons family living room. She says "do you feel inert, like a spectator to your own life-" She begins to dissolve into smoke, as does the couch. "-a thing passing on rails outside your window as you sit there and watch?" Marge and the couch continue to fade away, half the couch is gone now, Marge's upper half fully gone. "You don't have to die to become a ghost." Marge's body and the couch are gone, but her face stares blankly out of the wall.

marge

1 month ago 1635 369 24 10

Baby, I would treat you so good. I would put my 5 sons in you and we tour these United States in a family band. We would be happy

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Last.fm collage: DJ-Kicks (Moodymann) [DJ Mix] by Moodymann [25 scrobbles], Late Night Tales: Barry Can't Swim (LNT Mix) by Barry Can't Swim [19 scrobbles], Friend by James K [19 scrobbles], Late Night Tales: BADBADNOTGOOD by BADBADNOTGOOD [15 scrobbles], Lateral by Mammo [12 scrobbles], Gizmo by Tanukichan [11 scrobbles], Rocky Top Ballads by Fine [7 scrobbles], Goodbyehouse by Snuggle [6 scrobbles], DREAMER by Nabihah Iqbal [5 scrobbles]

Last.fm collage: DJ-Kicks (Moodymann) [DJ Mix] by Moodymann [25 scrobbles], Late Night Tales: Barry Can't Swim (LNT Mix) by Barry Can't Swim [19 scrobbles], Friend by James K [19 scrobbles], Late Night Tales: BADBADNOTGOOD by BADBADNOTGOOD [15 scrobbles], Lateral by Mammo [12 scrobbles], Gizmo by Tanukichan [11 scrobbles], Rocky Top Ballads by Fine [7 scrobbles], Goodbyehouse by Snuggle [6 scrobbles], DREAMER by Nabihah Iqbal [5 scrobbles]

Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-...

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