Just a box of simple white crackers

Median American voter

The tornado + the flood + the article = woo girl central. (Gross)

I don't want self-driving cars, I want streetcars & trolleys running regularly so even people who are too young/too old to safely drive have the option of safe & frequent & cheap public transit in the 'burbs and cities.

Eat shit, TTOE

“Trans children are perfect.”

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

The image features a digitally altered vintage-style illustration of a woman with a surprised or amused expression, holding a teacup. She's dressed in a striped shirt with an updo hairstyle reminiscent of mid-20th-century fashion. To the left, bold, capitalized text adds a humorous and sarcastic touch: "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY HE'S-GONNA-START-WWIII SEASON! I STILL HAVE MY HOLY-SHIT-HE-F*CKED-KIDS DECORATIONS UP."

Everyone's here for the stroke.

Ossoff: "You're seeing what I'm seeing, right? The president posting about the Obamas like a Klansman."

This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

Dave Mathews took time on his birthday today to speak out on ICE and the murder of Renee Nicole Good 🔥….HBD Dave!

"Renee Nicole Good, murdered in the streets. He shot her three times in the head. Murdered in cold blood. These people are trying to tell us not to believe what we see. F*ck ICE"

Everything makes so much more sense when you realize Imperial Stormtroopers were selected for political loyalty and not elite skillset

HOOOOOORSE

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.

when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else

Diego deserved it. #AnchorDown

Diego Pavia showing up like the main character in a Lonely Island video is exactly what i'd hoped

Lordt. Seems aggressive for listening to primarily the Viagra Boys and Goose all year.

THIS!

The GOP carved up Nashville because they were tired of losing

Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023

bronchodilator

BLUUUUUUUUE

Absolutely amazing

welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles

Damn straight

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

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