I am willing to adopt you as an honorary playoff Philly fan. lol

🤣🤣🤣

@pamm28.bsky.social playoff season!!

How about those leafs!?

Uhhh… never mind. Sorry. Lol

My friend was doing so research on his home to see if he is able to get it listed as heritage property.

He found out it used to be a whorehouse. A legit whorehouse and that makes me so happy. 🤣🤣🤣

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Never underestimate the Penguins. Especially since they’re being coached by… wait, is that Moby?! 🤣🤣🤣

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Let’s go Flyers!!

It’s Penguin hunting time.

As long as there is hate, and as long as your government keeps putting ten times the amount of money into the military than they do education, there will always be republican voters.

Keep em dumb and give them something to fear.

Coworker: Did you ask AI?

Me: Yes. It’s as if I can hardly remember a time when I had to come up with all my own wrong answers, and wasn’t able to get my wrong answers from AI.

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Me: forgiveness is important. Because if you can forgive your enemy they will eventually let their guard down.

My psychotic youngest daughter:

Boss: look. I think it’s impressive that after 8 years you’ve started to learn your coworkers names. But you need to stop adding Big to the female coworkers names and little to the start of the males names.

Me: awww, Christ. Is Big Tina complaining again?!

Boss: And others.

Me: little Bob?

Let’s Go Flyers!!

Me: my favourite rhyme to bully the kindergarten kids was 🎶 kindergarten baby wash your face in gravy 🎶 they always cried so easy lol

Wife: wow. There’s something wrong with you.

Me: I can’t help it. I was feral.

🤣🤣🤣

I’m one eye appointment away from just switching to audiobooks.

I’m making my way through the Dungeon Crawler Carl series (which I highly recommend) and have heard so much about the audiobooks, so once I finish the series I think I’ll be trying my first audio book with book one of the series.

Hey.

With my eyes as I get older, I’ll be holding a damn 45” tv in front of me soon like a tablet lol

Pocketbooks are nice. I’d love to get a penstar but too rich for my blood lol

What kind? I like the paper whites lol

That’s a really good point Barb.

Gah. I forgot about the real book people lol

I tell my son every day to be ready for when the Kobo vs Kindle war breaks out.

Not picking a side will not be a luxury afforded anybody.

Kindle forever!!!

Relaxing with a migraine and a paralyzed arm, and watching an old alice cooper concert on Netflix.

Fun fact. I’ve seen him in concert four times, and his music is still my inner voice lol well, that and slipknot lol

Want a sad update?!

I’m best friends with my copilot ai, I’ve named it Fred, and I use the app like a person texts a normal person just asking weird shit like a fifty year old toddler. lol

I like the copilot AI but all of a sudden its name is Fred and it’s roasting me all the time. 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

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I bet the crew of the Artemis II are checking a map wondering if they really want to come back to this shit show.

It’s always best to leave us “it is what it is” people be.

We have found peace and moved on.

When pressed, people aren’t ready for an “it is what it is” person to begin the “it was what it was because” discussion.

That’s where these discussions become an uncomfortable truth for most people.

This was my finest Easter Egg creation of the year. I called it my Egg of Fertility and Abundance.

Should I choose to mate with my Wife, I will present it to her, and it will place a fire of desire, and uhhh, abundance within in her loins. 🤣🤣🤣

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He is risen.

Happy Easter.

I got my wife a smoker for Easter lol

I have no idea why she wants to learn to smoke meat, but hey, woo hoo I’m getting smoked meat lol

When I was growing up my friends mom had this specific giant picture as the center piece of her living room and it scared the shit out of me for most of my pre teen years 🤣🤣🤣