"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Now more the eve it’s important to have shared passwords with the fam and/or a quality pirating service

As they were on Monday… 🥲

Well the Celtics crapped their pants, at least the Red Sox acted as expected by getting shut out

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

I think Mazulla needs to put himself through a table to wake the C’s up

Peacock showing an ad that takes up 25% of the screen during game play, I fucking hate this timeline.

I’m not sure if this is an actual Hegseth quote or not because

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The front page of the Star Tribune on April 22, 2016, following the passing of Prince.

Stevie Wonder can see - or at least see a little bit

Pretty good choke job here by the B’s

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

If we can catch it, beat this thing to death with hammers

I’m not gonna look it up but I feel like Edgecomb is 18/18 from the field

They're like a team owner who is just happy to host one home playoff series a year and pick up the extra gate revenue. Fans can't complain too much because they're "competitive."

🎵 My Little Pony Music: Equestria Girls | Tricks Up My Sleeve | Magical Pop Songs for Kids YouTube video by My Little Pony – Official Music Channel

Don’t have a clip but a UNH player came away with a steal on 3 straight possessions so I busted out “You better belieeeeeeeve she’s got some tricks up her sleeeeve”

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I have slipped in lines from MLP songs into basketball play by play as Easter eggs for my daughter (who never watches so I guess it’s just for myself)

Well it’s 7 am on a Sunday so obviously it’s time to watch Max Verstappen in a 4hr Nürburgring Nordschleife race as he tries to qualify for the 24h Nürburgring race, what ELSE would I be doing?

Not watching this was the correct call

Testing out a new goofy HR call today during Dartmouth v Brown softball 🥎📺

Don’t know who the Apple TV baseball commentators are but I assume Apple gives you guys with personalities for a few bucks more?

Starting lap 48 of the Holy Shit How Is This Reality Grand Prix. World’s a tire fire but I had a decent day

The only, and I mean ONLY thing that’s worth even a smidge of hope over the last year+ from DC is the incompetence of the people Trump hired.

It could’ve been a shite sight worse with anyone who could tell their ass from their elbow.

Every bit of this World Cup is just the Simpsons episode when they filmed Radioactive Man in Springfield

Damn, one of the under-rated guys from that era. 53 is too young.

Montana Supreme Court Rules Its Constitution Entirely Protects Trans Citizens In Landmark Ruling The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.

1. In a landmark ruling, the Montana Supreme Court has declared that the constitution, one of the most progressive in the nation, entirely protects transgender people.

The ruling is even insulated from SCOTUS decisions, due to how state constitutions work.

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SNHU baseball beat their cross-town rival St. Anselm 24-0 today. The Penmen hit 9 HR's.

SNHU has 93 runs in their last 5 games
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It’s a nice surprise when a LIV guy shows up at a major, since they might as well golf in another galaxy

Has anyone calculated the chance of a J6er being convicted of sex crimes vs the general population? It's gotta be like 10,000% higher